Human hair is different.

Huh. 

Now I'm curious what you think of it.

Well, Elves react more, that's fun, but it's not, like, an objectionable texture. 

Conveniently I have an alternate source of entertaining reactions installed! It's nothing special if you just pet it, but if you get your fingers in and pull--

He can do that.

This will cause fun reactions.

Oh, good.

You're fantastic, she tells him after a moment when she has regained the coherency, and then proceeds to cheat at playing with his hair with magic.

He is too distracted to return the compliment!

Oh, good, just what she was aiming for.

He could possibly become even more distracted.

Distracted enough that he can't understand if she attempts to indicate that biting her shoulder would be desirable?

Nah, caught that.

Excellent.

...The decision whether to stick with fully-clothed taking-advantage-of-sources-of-fun-reactions or escalate should. Probably be made in a less. This. State of mind. Or something.

Well, that's a bit complicated, this being a great state of mind for taking off clothes. 

It iiissss.

Whatever, statistically speaking she's not going to regret it in the morning. Granted that two isn't a very large sample size but who has the attention for math at a time like this?

Two is more of a sample size than most people have for romantic decisions.

It is also now two greater than the number of articles of clothing they're wearing!

What an improvement.

Wow, yes it is.

You're never allowed to wear clothing again.

I demand to know on what authority you make such sweeping - oooh, you're beautiful -

And then both their views will be obstructed by more kissing.

That sounds good.

Does "get half-thrown half-tackled onto the bed" also sound good?