The day can at least get more confusing.
A window, much like one might see in a computer monitor, but floating in real life. Pops in front of Leo.
Leonardo Roderigo Santos Rosado Pascal de La Fuente
Level: 1 (0/200)
DOM: 93 / 170
SUB: 420 / 420
BOD: 14 (+)
LST: 19 (+)
SED: 4 (+)
FUK: 13 (+)
PRV: 23 (+)
ERO: 10 (+)
Stat Points: 5
Money: $ 24,769.13
Status Effects: None
Description: Leonardo Roderigo Santos Rosado Pascal de la Fuente ("call me Leo") is a young man whose luck has a tendency to vary. On the one hand, he's rich, moderately attractive, and intelligent; on the other hand, he's terribly anxious, dysphoric, and currently huddled naked in a stairwell after a blind internet date gone wrong. The second problem has just been solved, and the third is but a momentary inconvenience. The first seems like his biggest problem at the moment, but not for long, for Leo has attracted the unwanted attention of something far greater than himself: The Erogame.
Erogamer's Body (Lvl MAX): The biological ability to live your life as an erogame. Venereal disease doesn't exist for you, or periods or pregnancies or yeast infections. Arbitrarily large appendages can fit inside any of your orifices. You heal from all marks with a good night's sleep, ready for the next day's adventures. Other aspects of this skill depend on the BOD stat.
Erogamer's Mind (Lvl MAX): The mental flexibility to live your life as an erogame. You're more able to accept the realities of your new world. You'll also bounce back from painful, upsetting and bizarre sexual experiences with relative ease. Rape can be anything from a recoverable trauma to a Tuesday afternoon, but it won't ruin your life. Other aspects of this skill depend on the FUK, SED, LST, and PRV stats.
Erogamer's World (Lvl MAX): The consent of reality to live your life as an erogame. People are never too preoccupied to consider sex or romance, not while you're around. Bystanders won't ignore what you do, but they're unlikely to actually stop you. Those who do decide to involve themselves are drawn into the logic of the Erogame. If you go far enough that an authority sees no choice but to intervene… they won't treat you as a simple criminal. Other aspects of this skill depend on the ERO stat.
The Curse of The Incubus: You have been bestowed with traits beyond of that of a normal Erogamer. Your species has changed to "Incubus". At lower levels and stats this means that you look like a typical young human male, but as your powers increase you'll begin to look more and more demonic (but don't worry, your "additions" will be supernaturally inconspicuous unless you want them to be). As an incubus you must feed off the semen of sapients regularly to maintain your health and your incubus powers.
Info // Character Stats
LVL / Level: The quantified totality of your potency as an erogame character. The effect of this characteristic goes beyond just the 5 extra stat points you get per level, and the additional perk point you receive every 5th level.
BOD / Body: Your physical attractiveness, and other biological capabilities. At higher levels, your body becomes able to enact more exotic erogame events.
LST / Lust: The intensity of your sexual urges, and how easy it is to get you going.
SED / Seduction: Your ability to seduce others, to pique their interest and arouse their desire.
FUK / Fucking: Your ability to perform in bed and give others pleasure… or other sensations.
PRV / Perversion: Your descent into the world of naughtiness, fetish, deviance, and corruption.
ERO / Erogame Logic: The extent to which the world will bend---or can be bent by you---to create romantic and sexual situations in defiance of probability. Or at higher levels, physics.
DOM / Dominant Energy: Based off SED and FUK, fueling skills that invoke your dominance, sadism, or mastery.
SUB / Submissive Energy: Based off LST and PRV, fueling skills that invoke your submission, masochism, or service.
Info // Character Stats // Level
At LVL 1, and 0% progress toward the next level, you're at the very start of your new life.
You can increase your level by completing the quests the Erogame offers you, or by causing romantic and sexual events to happen to you or around you. The more difficult the challenge, the greater the rewards.
Info // Character Stats // Body
With a BOD of 14, you're not ugly by any means, but you could certainly be better, despite a more than passing resemblance to Dylan O'Brien. Unlike him, you've got the acne scars, unfortunate body hair, and mild potbelly of an unexceptional young man with little regard for his own appearance.
You can increase this stat through exhibitionism, and other acts that invoke the pure beauty and power of your physical form.
Info // Character Stats // Lust
At LST 19, you are a young adult still riding hormonal craziness of adolescence that can still lead to regreatable decisions, like meeting up with strangers with humiliation kinks without establishing boundaries or telling anyone you're going. You're not actually that horny for a teenage boy, though. Just enough to be dumb about it.
You gain in this stat while experiencing sexual urges that are unusually intense or that go on unusually long.
Info // Character Stats // Seduction
Your SED 4 is just... bad. You aren't a virgin, because you live in the miraculous age of dating apps and can always find some pervert online who thinks your fumbling inexperience is cute, but trust us, you've got a long way to go.
You can increase this stat by arousing the romantic interest or sexual desire of others, and successfully pursuing them or being caught.
Info // Character Stats // Fucking
Your FUK 13 shows that... well, you're not a virgin, you know when to use your teeth and when not to use your teeth, but not much beyond that. You'll get better at it with practice, and you're sure as hell going to get it.
How do you increase this stat? Take a fucking guess.
Info // Character Stats // Perversion
With a PRV 23, you're into some pretty hardcore stuff - your Internet history would bring a priest to tears, and we've already gone over your questionable decisions earlier tonight. But you have yet to go out there and fullfill your wildest fantasises and take the plunge into deeper waters.
You can increase this stat by being a little less close minded about things, and acting accordingly.
Info // Character Stats // Erogame Logic
At an ERO of 10, your life has become an erogame taking place in a mostly realistic setting. What happens to you might seem unlikely to others, but it won't break their belief in a sane universe… yet. Witnesses will reach for explanations other than the Erogame, but they'll still notice the unusual events.
If you keep pushing probability to its limits, then probability will learn to be a bit more flexible down there, relax and take it in and not protest so much.
Info // Character Stats // Dominant and Submissive Energy
If this were a different game, you'd have mana and hit points.
And they'd refill just from you sitting around on your ass doing nothing.
It is soon followed by another, smaller window.
Though all those things might be easy to miss given that his cunt stopped dripping, because now his dick is fully erect and leaking pre-cum. Still, traitorously so, despite the anatomic overhaul.