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Leo in the Erogame
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Leo has made better decisions in his life than the ones that led to this moment.

It wasn't crazy to go on Grindr. People do that all the time. Was it crazy to message the faceless torso whose bio mentioned a humiliation kink? No, some people aren't out, that's not something he's going to judge about, and he's got the same kink anyway, no use throwing stones.

Was it crazy to meet up with the guy without knowing the guy's real name or telling anyone where he was going?

Yes, in retrospect that's probably why he's currently naked and locked out of the guy's hotel room with his hands cuffed behind his back.

Leo pounds on the door, tries the handle, hears nothing but laughter from the other side. He hears a door handle turning three rooms over and, his stomach lurching at the possibility of being seen, makes a break for it.

He ends up huddled in a darkened stairwell, the concrete cold against his bare feet. His heart is pounding, his face is brick-red, and his cunt is dripping with traitorous arousal.

This day could not get worse.

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The day can at least get more confusing.

A window, much like one might see in a computer monitor, but floating in real life. Pops in front of Leo.

Leonardo Roderigo Santos Rosado Pascal de La Fuente

"The Erogamer"

Level: 1 (0/200)

 

Stats

DOM: 93 / 170

SUB: 420 / 420

 

BOD: 14 (+)

LST: 19 (+)

SED: 4 (+)

FUK: 13 (+)

PRV: 23 (+)

ERO: 10 (+)

 

Stat Points: 5

Money: $ 24,769.13

 

Status Effects: None

Description: Leonardo Roderigo Santos Rosado Pascal de la Fuente ("call me Leo") is a young man whose luck has a tendency to vary. On the one hand, he's rich, moderately attractive, and intelligent; on the other hand, he's terribly anxious, dysphoric, and currently huddled naked in a stairwell after a blind internet date gone wrong. The second problem has just been solved, and the third is but a momentary inconvenience. The first seems like his biggest problem at the moment, but not for long, for Leo has attracted the unwanted attention of something far greater than himself: The Erogame.

 

Skills

Erogamer's Body (Lvl MAX): The biological ability to live your life as an erogame. Venereal disease doesn't exist for you, or periods or pregnancies or yeast infections. Arbitrarily large appendages can fit inside any of your orifices. You heal from all marks with a good night's sleep, ready for the next day's adventures. Other aspects of this skill depend on the BOD stat.

Erogamer's Mind (Lvl MAX): The mental flexibility to live your life as an erogame. You're more able to accept the realities of your new world. You'll also bounce back from painful, upsetting and bizarre sexual experiences with relative ease. Rape can be anything from a recoverable trauma to a Tuesday afternoon, but it won't ruin your life. Other aspects of this skill depend on the FUK, SED, LST, and PRV stats.

Erogamer's World (Lvl MAX): The consent of reality to live your life as an erogame. People are never too preoccupied to consider sex or romance, not while you're around. Bystanders won't ignore what you do, but they're unlikely to actually stop you. Those who do decide to involve themselves are drawn into the logic of the Erogame. If you go far enough that an authority sees no choice but to intervene… they won't treat you as a simple criminal. Other aspects of this skill depend on the ERO stat.

 

Perks

The Curse of The Incubus: You have been bestowed with traits beyond of that of a normal Erogamer. Your species has changed to "Incubus". At lower levels and stats this means that you look like a typical young human male, but as your powers increase you'll begin to look more and more demonic (but don't worry, your "additions" will be supernaturally inconspicuous unless you want them to be). As an incubus you must feed off the semen of sapients regularly to maintain your health and your incubus powers.

 

Info // Character Stats

LVL / Level: The quantified totality of your potency as an erogame character. The effect of this characteristic goes beyond just the 5 extra stat points you get per level, and the additional perk point you receive every 5th level.

BOD / Body: Your physical attractiveness, and other biological capabilities. At higher levels, your body becomes able to enact more exotic erogame events.

LST / Lust: The intensity of your sexual urges, and how easy it is to get you going.

SED / Seduction: Your ability to seduce others, to pique their interest and arouse their desire.

FUK / Fucking: Your ability to perform in bed and give others pleasure… or other sensations.

PRV / Perversion: Your descent into the world of naughtiness, fetish, deviance, and corruption.

ERO / Erogame Logic: The extent to which the world will bend---or can be bent by you---to create romantic and sexual situations in defiance of probability. Or at higher levels, physics.

DOM / Dominant Energy: Based off SED and FUK, fueling skills that invoke your dominance, sadism, or mastery.

SUB / Submissive Energy: Based off LST and PRV, fueling skills that invoke your submission, masochism, or service.

 

Info // Character Stats // Level

At LVL 1, and 0% progress toward the next level, you're at the very start of your new life.

You can increase your level by completing the quests the Erogame offers you, or by causing romantic and sexual events to happen to you or around you. The more difficult the challenge, the greater the rewards.

 

Info // Character Stats // Body

With a BOD of 14, you're not ugly by any means, but you could certainly be better, despite a more than passing resemblance to Dylan O'Brien. Unlike him, you've got the acne scars, unfortunate body hair, and mild potbelly of an unexceptional young man with little regard for his own appearance.

You can increase this stat through exhibitionism, and other acts that invoke the pure beauty and power of your physical form.

 

Info // Character Stats // Lust

At LST 19, you are a young adult still riding hormonal craziness of adolescence that can still lead to regreatable decisions, like meeting up with strangers with humiliation kinks without establishing boundaries or telling anyone you're going. You're not actually that horny for a teenage boy, though. Just enough to be dumb about it.

You gain in this stat while experiencing sexual urges that are unusually intense or that go on unusually long.

 

Info // Character Stats // Seduction

Your SED 4 is just... bad. You aren't a virgin, because you live in the miraculous age of dating apps and can always find some pervert online who thinks your fumbling inexperience is cute, but trust us, you've got a long way to go.

You can increase this stat by arousing the romantic interest or sexual desire of others, and successfully pursuing them or being caught.

 

Info // Character Stats // Fucking

Your FUK 13 shows that... well, you're not a virgin, you know when to use your teeth and when not to use your teeth, but not much beyond that. You'll get better at it with practice, and you're sure as hell going to get it.

How do you increase this stat? Take a fucking guess.

 

Info // Character Stats // Perversion

With a PRV 23, you're into some pretty hardcore stuff - your Internet history would bring a priest to tears, and we've already gone over your questionable decisions earlier tonight. But you have yet to go out there and fullfill your wildest fantasises and take the plunge into deeper waters.

You can increase this stat by being a little less close minded about things, and acting accordingly.

 

Info // Character Stats // Erogame Logic

At an ERO of 10, your life has become an erogame taking place in a mostly realistic setting. What happens to you might seem unlikely to others, but it won't break their belief in a sane universe… yet. Witnesses will reach for explanations other than the Erogame, but they'll still notice the unusual events.

If you keep pushing probability to its limits, then probability will learn to be a bit more flexible down there, relax and take it in and not protest so much.

 

Info // Character Stats // Dominant and Submissive Energy

If this were a different game, you'd have mana and hit points.

 

And they'd refill just from you sitting around on your ass doing nothing.

 

 

 

 

Lol

It is soon followed by another, smaller window.

Getting yourself handcuffed and naked in public even before the Erogame starts raised your ERO by 1!

Though all those things might be easy to miss given that his cunt stopped dripping, because now his dick is fully erect and leaking pre-cum. Still, traitorously so, despite the anatomic overhaul.

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Leo looks at the text.

He looks down at his newly minted cock.

He looks back at the text, and reads it all.

I'm not dreaming, he reasons, because I can't read in dreams. I didn't eat or drink anything in that guy's room, so I'm probably not on drugs. I could be having a psychotic break, I guess, but I don't feel like I'm having a psychotic break.

Cautiously, he pokes the plus sign next to BOD. With his nose. Since he's handcuffed.

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The BOD stat dutifully updates to 15. Leo can't see the changes in this darkness, and they are subtle enough that he can't quite identify them, maybe something happened to his skin and maybe his belly got a bit flatter, but hard to tell. His dick definitely feels a bit bigger. It is a sensitive area.

Quest available: Naked and (Un)affraid.

Show your newly acquired cock to a guy without covering your privates and do so for a full minute.

Success: +100xp.
Failure: You poor thing can't even show off when you're literally naked, handcuffed and in a strange location? The Erogame will help you out this time by raising the probability of other guys trying to stripping you off for 48 hours.
Accept: Y/N

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"...I can't cover up anyway, I'm handcuffed. So fine."

He noses the Y. Then, after some consideration, he noses his SED up to 8.

He rereads the bit about Curse of the Incubus again. That's... a problem. But he's already got problems, and more pressing ones at that. Problem 1: He has to get out of this stairwell.

The door has a handle on this side, but with a little bit of (literal) gymnastic effort, he gets it to open. Then he inhales deeply and walks over to the elevator, turns around, and pushes the down button.

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The increment of his SED stat doesn't feel like anything, granted, he has more concerning to focus on.

The elevator's door dings open after a suspiciously short amount of time. Inside, he finds a blond pale-skinned young man - probably not that much older than Leo himself - attired in the hotel's staff uniform. He is fuzzing over a large food cart.

Then he spots Leo, his expression a combination of deer in headlights and trying not laugh like his job depends on it.

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Leo grits his teeth and steps into the elevator.

He gives the bellboy a terse nod.

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The bellboy nods back, apparently not willing to start elevator small talk. Maybe he finds it too awkward. Instead, he is stares at Leo's dick.

After a pause he inserts a keycard into an elevator slot and presses a couple of things in the digital screen, still staring firmly at Leo's nether regions.

Quest complete: Naked and (Un)affraid.

Show your newly acquired cock to a guy without covering your privates and do so for a full minute.

Success: +100xp.

...Leo can't see what the bellboy just input, but the elevator goes up.

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Despite everything, the gamer in Leo is pleased by the free XP.

He pushes the lobby button.

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The lobby button doesn't light up.

The bellboy raises his hands and starts articulating and gesturing wildly. His accent is very extreme and after a few seconds it's more than clear that he doesn't know a lot of English, but after a few seconds Leo divines that "fall low" is actually "follow" and the elevator's door opens into a higher, fancier floor.

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"No hablas Español?" Leo tries, but follows for want of a better option.

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More wild gesturing and language that Leo is unfamiliar with, but the bellboy leads him towards some kind of janitorial closet. An oddly large closet, occupied with miscellaneous furniture. Some is covered by white sheets, at least one thing is too oddly shaped and hard to identify, but the rest appears to be various sets of fancy chairs and the occasional side table.

The bellboy pushes his food cart inside and closes the door as soon Leo goes through. There is more gesturing, mainly towards the food cart, at the bellboy and outside, then at Leo and the room.

Leo suddenly feels something... very akin to feeling your stomach grumbling but the sensation is different and it goes up into his mouth and down to his asshole.

Quest available: Bellboy's Blue(ball)s

Poor sweet Otto Korhonen, he came to america despite not speaking a lick of English and promised his girlfriend that he wouldn't sleep with any "slutty american girls". You are not a girl. And Otto is clearly trying to help you out. If there is only a way to show him your grattitude. Something that you can do despite having no possessions in your person.

Quests fails if Otto leaves this room before any sexual act between the two of you.

Success: Otto will be grateful, Generous Tipping skill +1. ???
Failure: ???
Accept: Y/N

Otto turns towards the door, pushing the food cart along.

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Apparently it's time to test whether this hallucination game is just fucking with him or if it's actually omniscient. Leo can honestly imagine worse ways to find that out than by fucking a cute bellhop.

And he's... hungry.

"Hey Otto," he says experimentally.

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He turns and says. "Joo?" Then after a pause. "Mitä?"

Otto looks down at his employee's badge. It only says "I am O. Korhonen, how can I help you?" Otto looks up confused, though his eyes linger on Leo's hard stiff for a moment. His eyes meeting Leo's look rather confused.

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Leo still only has 8 SED. That's probably not enough to cross the language barrier with nothing but seductive, no-handed body language. Instead he drops to his knees and begins an attempt to open Otto's fly with only his teeth.

(He's probably going to have a panic attack about this later. Fine. He's going to have a lot of panic attacks about a lot of things later, and he's hungry.)

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Otto is a bit surprised by this, and then he is even more surprise when Leo manages to undo the fly with just his lips. The bellboy is already growing stiff, and he pulls his cock out before is hard enough to make this maneuver difficult.

A skill has been created by a special action! Using your mouth to open a fly has created the skill Lip Dexterity!

Otto's dick is at least six inches long and topped with a trimmed bush of yellow-orange hair. With his dick out, he appears to get way more confident, and he grabs his member and slaps it on Leo's face. "Haluatko sen, huora?"

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Ooh, nice. Leo shivers a bit. Then he dutifully starts sucking. It feels right.

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Otto is sure enjoying himself, he puts a hand on Leo's hair and starts guiding.

His pre-cum tastes like strawberries, plus something else...

A skill has been created by a special action! Tasting the bellboy's dick has created the skill The Nectar
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...strawberries?

Strawberries.

Okay.

With his hands cuffed he can't demonstrate that he wants his hair pulled, but when Otto tugs it inadvertently he can moan around the cock in his mouth and hope he takes the hint.

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Moaning is an universal language. Otto takes the hint and starts pulling Leo's hair and use his hands to face fuck Leo's mouth. He moans himself and says words like "Huora", "Narttu" and "Prostituoitu". At some point he bends down and slaps Leo's butt.

That's when there is a knock at the door. Otto freezes.

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Leo freezes too! He doesn't really want to be seen by more people. Even if that's kind of inevitable at this point.

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After a moment, Otto reaches beneath the cloth covering the food cart and pulls out what must be a removable shelf or something. He then pushes Leo to get in there.

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Oh good.

Well, hiding inside a food cart is better than being seen naked by someone else who will probably call the cops instead of letting him suck them off, so Leo complies.

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And it's just in the nick of time, because as soon as the cloth falls back in place the door clicks open.

However, there was no time for Otto to put his pants back on properly. He is leaning against the cart with his dick sticking out through the cloth and right on Leo's face. Then someone speaks in a deep and critical voice, the language the same as Otto's. The bellboy's tone is awkward and deferential.

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Oh, that would just be wrong.

But.

He's hungry.

And also, it would be hilarious.

Slowly, silently, he moves his head enough to lick the very tip of Otto's cock.

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The whole cart shakes and Otto's voice falters mid-sentence. Whoever Otto is speaking to notices this and says something brisk and short.

The cart starts moving. Leo can still hear the man saying admonishing things at Otto.

Secretly licking a bellboy's dick while his older brother is talking to him has raised your PRV by 1!
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Oh man, his brother? That's even better.

He's probably losing any goodwill Otto had for him at record rates, but this is in fact hilarious and Leo has never been overly cursed with empathy. His tongue traces under Otto's foreskin maddeningly.

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Otto's brother has a tone of concern in his voice and Otto valiantly replies with something that isn't too moany.

The ding of the elevator rings and the cart rolls through a bump, elevator music starts playing.

After a few seconds the elevator ding rings again and Leo can hear more people walking in.

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This seems like a good time to move his head enough to fully take Otto into his mouth.

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This causes Otto to make a strangled sound that causes the conversation in the elevator to quiet down and make Otto says "sorry" in heavily accented English.

The elevator dings again and people get out.

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Leo's still sucking away. And licking, as appropriate.

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The elevator goes down another floor and the food cart leaves.

After a short walk. The cart, Otto and his brother stop. The brother has a concerned tone in his voice, much more mellowed than before... and then he is breathing loudly? The brother is breathing rhythmically and Otto is following the lead or command. Breathing deeper and higher.

It suddenly turns into a moan and Otto is cumming down Leo's throat. It is warmer than it should be and the sensation spreads pleasantly through Leo's entire body.

Quest complete: Bellboy's Blue(ball)s

Success: Otto will be grateful, Generous Tipping skill +1, SED+2.
Failure: Joel Korhonen finds you in the storage closet alone and deals with you in the non-Ero way.

There is a moment of silence, and then the cart is abruptly pushed aside. Exposing Otto's dick and Leo's face to Joel.

Joel is a tall handsome blond man who's every aspect of his appearance makes one immediately think "Viking". Even the angry look he is giving Leo only helps with the impression.

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Whoops.

"Hi," Leo says, not without irony.

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A skill has been created by a special action! Peforming oral sex while hiding under a food cart has created the skill Lurking Beneath.

Joel says something that's probably less amicable and soon Leo finds himself being dragged from under the cart by Joel's powerful viking muscles. With a hand over Leo's mouth he asks Otto something.

Otto - with his dick still hanging out - just fails to produce a statement and raises his hands apologetically.

Swiftly - or maybe Leo is a bit lethargic? - Joel is pushing Leo through a backdoor that goes into a docking area. 

ERO Achievement: Being kicked out naked in public because of your sex shenanigans. +100xp.
Your level has increased by 1!
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Leo licks Joel’s palm where it covers his mouth. Immature, maybe, but a classic is a classic. 

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By the look that Joel gives him, he is not the only that thinks that is immature. He lets go of Leo's mouth and pushes him into the docking area. Then he violently closes the door.

There is the muffled sound of Otto's coming from the other side.

The door opens again. Without even looking, Joel throws a folded dollar bill, it hits Leo in the stomach.

Again, Otto's voice. Maybe a single word.

The door opens a second time. This time Joel takes the time to look at Leo and aim a pair of pink flip-flops right in his face.

ERO Achievement: Being paid like a cheap whore. +100xp, $+10 and one (1) pair pink flip-flops.
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Wow, that is cheap. Leo’s into being treated like dirt, but that’s something else. Still, right now that $10 is all he’s got going for him, so he crouches down and picks it up between his fingers. Then he slips into the flip-flops, because his feet are delicate and must be protected. Then he clears his throat. “Info?”

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Leonardo Roderigo Santos Rosado Pascal de La Fuente

"The Erogamer"

LVL: 2 (250 / 500)

 

Stats

DOM: 110 / 530

SUB: 420 / 420

 

BOD: 15 (+)

LST: 19 (+)

SED: 10 (+)

FUK: 13 (+)

PRV: 23 (+)

ERO: 11 (+)

 

Stat Points: 5

Money: $24,779.13

 

Status Effects: None

Description: Leonardo Roderigo Santos Rosado Pascal de la Fuente ("call me Leo") is a young man whose luck has a tendency to vary. On the one hand, he's rich, moderately attractive, and intelligent; on the other hand, he's terribly anxious, dysphoric, and currently huddled naked in a stairwell after a blind internet date gone wrong. The second problem has just been solved, and the third is but a momentary inconvenience. The first seems like his biggest problem at the moment, but not for long, for Leo has attracted the unwanted attention of something far greater than himself: The Erogame..

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He noses his FUK and PRV to 15 and 25 respectively, because uneven numbers bug him. Then he noses LST to a round 20. Yeah, this stat allotment is probably suboptimal and I should have higher priorities right now. What do you want, I'm dissociating.

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The numbers dutifully go up. Now, only his ERO stat is not at a multiple of five.

He is now in the docking area, not quite an alley, though there is definitely that air of "poor lit desert place that you shouldn't visit at night if you care about your well-being" going for it. There is even a dumpster with a cat on it. The cat is black and looks at Leo with glowing red-orange eyes that appears almost demonic. Then it suddenly vanishes into the darkness. 

The night air is chill, but the warmth from Otto's seed helps, it almost feels like a soothing massage all over Leo's, but internally, the things that is doing with Leo's newly acquired prostate are not making Leo's dick any softer.

The side street that the docking area opens to leads to the main street (with the hotel's main entrance) to one side. That side is noticeably more lit. And darkness to the other side.

Quest available: Get home before dawn.

Get home before dawn.

Success: You get home before dawn. You want more? Fine, you will get ??? and ??? as rewards.
Failure: You didn't get home before dawn, though you can try expending the day away and getting there some time after dusk. "Ashamed" status for two days.
Accept: Y/N

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Yeah, already planning on it, thanks.

He noses the accept button. It kind of sounds like a win-win, honestly; the game presumably knows his kinks, and "Ashamed" isn't a punishment if you're into it. But curiosity about what ??? and ??? are will literally consume him from within like rock salt in a snowbank if he fails this quest, and he does in fact want to get home before dawn for unrelated reasons, so homeward bound he goes.

He's sticking to the cover of darkness, obviously, because while being seen naked is intensely humiliating, it's also a bad idea.

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The darkness sure provide him with enough cover. The downside is that very easy to lose one's sense of direction or distance here.

Or not notice other things in the darkness until someone lights up a match for their cigarette.

"Hey, mate," says a melodic voice, too nice for someone who smokes in extremely dark alleys. "Care to stay for a moment?"

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Leo startles violently. "Jesus! Uh, that kind of depends on why. Like, if you're offering because you have a bolt cutter and a spare pair of boxers, or something, I'd love to."

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"How do-? Why do you?" The voice's owner takes a step closer.

Then he lights up another match and lets the thing fall down immediately upon realizing Leo's completely nudity. Leo can glimpse at his face too, he might be of Korean descent and has nice high cheekbones.

There is a pause.

He starts laughing maniacally. "What the fuck, dude? And I thought my night was bad."

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"It's had its ups and downs, honestly. Why did you ask?"

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Snort. "Not every day you find someone streaking around." He takes a poof of his cigarette. "Too bad you don't have a pussy. Or too good, these alleys are dangerous, you know?" He snorts again, Leo can even see the smoke escaping this time.

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"Yeah, real fuckin' pity. Anyway, I was actually on my way home, so..."

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A hand grabs his shoulder. Hard. "No, dude, explain yourself. I want to know your story or it is going to eat at me for the rest of my life."

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"Don't hook up with a random stranger from Grindr and then agree to let him strip and handcuff you in his hotel room. And then push you out the door."

Leo doesn't react to the hand on his shoulder, because he's not sure whether to be turned on, pissed off, or freaked out by it, and he defaults to sarcasm in all such situations.

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Another pause in the darkness.

Then the cigarette falls out of the guy's mouth as he starts laughing. Guffaws even. Loudly enough that some birds take flight.

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"Yeah, it's hilarious. Can I go now? Kind of trying to get home before dawn, here."

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"No, no," the guy says between chuckles, "hold on, hold on, let me." He lights up another match, but accidentally burns his hand. "Ouch, fuck," still another chuckle. "I will help you out. I do happen to have a bolt cutter and a spare of pair of boxes. If you're interested." Chuckle.

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"I mean, yeah, that'd be great if you've got it. Thanks, man."

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"No problem, dude. I am Kevin by the way." He gives Leo a bro-hug which causes Leo's boner to poke Kevin. "Hey, be careful where you aim that." Kevin starts playing with Leo's dick. "How are you so hard, anyway? Are you on viagra?"

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"I'm just a very happy person, I guess."

The entirely novel feeling of someone touching his cock makes Leo start dripping again. He winces slightly.

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Kevin starts outright stroking it. "Heh." He says distractedly after a long pause.

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Leo's cock is sending a lot of messages that he's really not used to. The sensations build up quickly, and he whimpers as he shoots a generous load onto Kevin's hand and arm.

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Climaxing with your new penis for the first time raised your LST by 1!

Getting a handjob by a stranger in a dark alley raised your ERO by 1!


"Wow." Kevin says, something in his beautiful voice wavering between disbelieve and outrage. "What the fuck? I am not even gay." Pause. "Well, I did just stroke you off. So that might be up to debate." He gives off a nervous laughter.
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"That was not an especially straight handjob, no," Leo says drily. "Irresistible as I am, I believe you mentioned a bolt cutter? And potentially a pair of boxers, but honestly the bolt cutter is more of a priority."

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"Sure, dude." He can see the shadows of his hand trying to shake away the jizz. "Damn, you're lucky. I was taking a smoking break and this happens to be the day I bring the wrong tool to work."

There is the sound of a key ring jingling out of a pocket as Kevin takes a step away.

Then there is the sound of a key ring falling to the ground cackling.

"Oops."

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"What's oops, here?"

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"My keys fell into the ground." He taps his feet. "No, it fell into the storm drain."

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"Shit. I'm sorry."

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"Uh... we could go through the front door? It's a Korean bath-house, so at least they are used to naked guys." Nervous laughter.

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Oh boy. At least he isn't hard anymore.

"That's fine. I'd rather just get it over with, at this point."

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Kevin pats his back. "There, there, dude. At least this is the kind of thing that only happens once in a lifetime and then you will get a cool story to tell that no one will believe. This way." He starts leading Leo through the dark alleys.

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Leo follows dutifully. He suspects this is not in fact the kind of thing that will only happen once in a lifetime, but maybe that's just him. And the omnipotent sex game that has taken over his life.

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Understanding the Erogame and what it has in store for you raised your ERO by 1!

Kevin leads him around the twisted maze of alleys which appear to be confusing him, but not in a way that makes him comment.

Then they stumble upon a well-lit street where they can see a place with what can be presumed to be Korean script and a wooden bucket of steamy water on the sign. They make their way across the street.

Right at that moment, a group of four men of various ethnicities and all around forty comes out through a door. Right in time to see Leo approaching the reception desk. One of them whistles.

Being exposed to several strangers has raised your BOD by 1!
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He feels his dick beginning to perk up again. This is hot. And he can feel himself getting hotter as they stare. It's kind of an intense feedback loop.

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After exchanging a few words with the desk clerk (who appears less than amused with the situation), Kevin turns around.

"Okay, I will get in the back to release you. You can wait in the bathing area." Kevin smirks. "At least you're attired correctly."

Without even waiting for Leo's answer he starts leading him through a door. To their left there is a locker area, but Kevin leads him to the right.

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Leo continues to follow along. His dick isn't hard enough to pound nails, or anything, but it's certainly not soft.

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Kevin doesn't lead him to the client area, instead leading him to what appears to be a side corridor for service workers.

Though, Leo does catch a glimpse of some sort of lounge area where the clientele is hanging out. Some have towels around their waists. Some do not.

From the glimpse that Leo catches, he can't identify a single Korean in there.

Finally, they reach a wooden bench.

"You can wait here. I am going to go find the bolt cutter." He looks around and gives Leo's hard dick a light bap. "Relax, but maybe not too much."

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"Thanks again."

It's... more than a little weird that nobody here is Korean if it's a Korean bath house, yeah. Leo idly wonders what's up with that.

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What a terrible mystery.

A few moments later, Leo hears the sound of someone talking. When he turns his head...

...there is a completely naked ginger-haired, six-packed, Chris-Evans-dorito-shaped, well-hung god talking on a phone and walking towards him.

"Yeah, I am having troubles making calls-" the god says in an annoyed tone. "Hello? Hello? Fuck this shit."

He turns off the device and then notices Leo's presence. He gives him a look, that fully communicates that Leo is beneath him in whatever metric that either can name. "Sup?"

It should be mentioned that he is not wearing anything, not even flip-flops, the only thing covering is a American flag tattoo on his left bicep.

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That's one way to make Leo's dick spring to attention!

"Uh. Not much?"

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The god once again deigns to speak to Leo. "Indeed not much." He says while looking at Leo's dick like it's a worm springing from the earth. "Hey, do you mind taking a picture?" He waves at his phone.

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Leo shivers slightly. "Uh, I would, but I'm... otherwise occupied." He twists, showing the cuffs.

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God's dick twitches upon seeing that. "Ha! I see." He tilts his head. "You must be the guy that Kevin brought in."

Then, like it's the most normal thing in the world. He takes a picture, there is a pleasant chime that signals that the picture was sent.

"Anyway, I decided to not attire myself tonight, so I have a spare." 

Quest available: Don't look a gift horse-hung in the mouth.

Lamont Clyde is sure the guy with highest BOD stat you've seen in person. How can you say no to whatever he has to offer?

Accept whatever spare clothing he provides you with and do not take it off until the end of the night (losing it is acceptable as long you don't do it on purpose).

Success: Increased chances of sex with Lamont Clyde, BOD+1, LST+1, +500xp.
Failure: -20% in a SED rolls involving Lamont Clyde in the foreseable future.
Accept: Y/N

Special: Accepting this quest will make the "Kink Prince of the Night" quest immediately accessible.

 "This way."

Getting a picture of your completely naked body - including your face - on the internet raised your BOD by 1!
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Fuck, that's a lot to take in.

As soon as Lamont's back is turned, Leo noses the Y button. His body moves on autopilot, rising from the bench and following behind Lamont. His cock, by this point, is dripping freely.

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"Call me, Magnus," by the way, "Magnus Bond." Smirk.

Being so overwhelming horny by the hottest guy you ever met has raised your LST by 1!

"Magnus" leads Leo around the corner and through a door. The place has a couple desks, mirrors and precariously placed lamps. It all adds up to a sense that it was all hastily put together to work as a dressing room of sorts. More importantly, there are four other guys in there. And while they are not on the same level as Magnus... that still leaves plenty of room for some quite fine specimen of men in there. They have a broad shouldered black guy in a leather harness. A bronze-skinned blond guy with a strong jaw, who is applying oil to his muscles. Finally, two east Asian guys - likely Korean - one of which is wearing a domino mask, the other is toweling off his hair... which appears to be half-white, half-black. They are all fitter than Leo and only the blond guy is wearing anything from the waist down. They turn to Leo and choruses greetings.

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"Good evening."

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Black leather guy extends a hand towards Leo.

"Don't bother," Lamont/Magnus says, passing through and taking the space between the black and blond. "He is handcuffed."

"Kinky," he says wiggling his eyebrows at Leo.

Lamont/Magnus is looking inside a bag, and he takes what appears to be a pair of boxes patterned after the American flag which he takes to Leo. "Hey, dude-who-never-introduced-himself, put a leg up."

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Leo obliges. "Leo," he mentions.

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Those are very breezy boxers ...And with his dick tenting the mesh fabric. It looks normal from some angles. And nearly transparent from others.

And from behind, it has the words "Freely Thicc" on the ass. Lamont/Magnus salutes it. "Looking good."

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Leo is about as far from being "thicc" as it is humanly possible to be. Also, he's Argentinian.

"Yes, sir," he says anyway, because he's in subspace. It still sounds a little bit sarcastic, because he's Leo.

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The black guy in leather tsks and says. "A tone like that really should get disciplined. I am Bruno, by the way, but my stage name is Dixon Hughes. And it isn't a Bruno related to that Sacha Baron Cohen movie. I am Brazilian."

Bruno reaches behind Leo and squeezes his hands.

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"Sorry, sir." There's much less sarcasm this time. Then he pauses. "Stage name?"

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"Yeah? Like a secret identity thing, but less crime-fighting and more dancing naked in front of a crowd?" Bruno says.

Lamont/Magnus is fixing his hair and gives a distracted nod.

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"Is this place a bath house or a strip club? Also, have I just been shanghaied into an exotic dance troupe, because if you expect me to dance I'm going to need alcohol. Or Xanax, but my prescription's in my dorm."

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"It's not a strip club!" The masked guy protests.

"It kinda is." Bruno says.

"It's a bath house that is hosting an event with stripping."

Quest begun: Kink Prince of the Night.

The Happy Springs bath house has fallen on bad times. First, public bathing had too many sex connotations to keep it a proper family business, then they even lost the money from turning a blind eye to sex inside the establishement leading to debt with the mafia. To clear their debt, they accepted to host tonight's event, gone are the pretenses, now they have male strippers openly offering themselves to the thirsty clientele. The mafia has offered to the first and second places the chance to win a sex-filled trip to Asia. Help them. Participate in the contest.

Failure: Happy Springs closes down, permanently blocking it as an Erogame area, alongside all related quests, events and relationships, the Thirsty status for 48 hours.
Success: Happy Springs becomes a cum feeding area, increased relationships with ???, Ethical Slut status for 48 hours and +2,000xp.

Hint: This quest has hidden bonus objectives.

"Didn't Kevin explain anything to you?" Lamont/Magnus says, then after a thoughtful pause he adds. "Actually, that sounds entirely in character. Though, a bath house in this part of town really should've given you the hint, dude. Anyway, you're here to fill up the numbers while we do the actual work. Maybe be the comic relief or something."

"He doesn't look bad enough for a comedy relief," Bruno comments.

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The mafia.

For fuck's sake.

"Seriously, do we have alcohol here? Because if you put me onstage sober then I'm just going to have a panic attack."

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"No getting drunk before the performance," says the masked guy again.

"He just wants to take the edge off," Bruno says, "liquid courage."

"If it helps him, but you know my suggestion," Lamont/Magnus says, he wiggles his eyebrows at Leo.

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"I don't, actually. What is your suggestion."

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"Magnus here wanted us to have fun while filming us, like we were in an actual porno. And then called it a professional approach."

"That's the worst way to paraphrase what I said." Lamont/Magnus protests. "I suggested that we should make a backstage video. And I also suggested that we should get some release to calm us down, because the cumming test is only the end of the night, anyway."

Quest available: Another kind of Liquid Courage.

Consume the semen from one or more male strippers in the Happy Springs before the start of the show. While Lamont films.

Success: +5 in all bravery rolls for the rest of the night, The Nectar Skill +1, BOD+1 and +100xp.
Bonus Objective: Drink the semen of all strippers, you have until the end of the night, SED+1 and +500xp.
Failure: Not getting to succeeding at this quest is bad enough, but you will also get -5 in the contest related rolls.
Access: Y/N.

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Leo nods thoughtfully, pressing Y with his forehead. "What's wrong with having some fun? And recording it for posterity?"

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"It's unprofessional?" Bruno suggests, while inspecting his facial hair and carefully grooming it.

"We are sex workers." Lamont/Magnus counters.

"Professional sex workers. Also, it's exactly that thing suggested in There's Something About Mary and that was a sabotage plot."

Lamont/Magnus scowls at Bruno.

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"What's so unprofessional about it? If you were a teacher or something I'd get it, but there's nothing scandalous about a stripper with some amateur porn on his record."

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"Yeah, it's not unlike an artist building their portfolio, or an influencer expanding their on-line influence." Lamont/Magnus adds.

Bruno appears to be thinking about it.

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"You don't have to go first," Leo says. "I don't know the rest of your names, but any of you want in?"

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"Jess and Peter. I am Jess." says the Korean guy with half of his hair dyed white, "and I don't want to. My thing is older guys."

Peter - who was brushing his teeth - raises his head from the sink. "Your thing is rich guys. Anyway, what do you want to do exactly?"

The blond guy was apparently about to say something, but waits for the answer.

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"What do you want to do? I'm nineteen and horny, I'm up for just about anything. And filming it, because I think Magnus' idea sounds cool."

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Lamont/Magnus grins. "Let me get my camera."

"We didn't agree yet," Bruno protests.

"Not yet, but you will."

Peter appears that he was going to protest, but then rethinks. "If I can fuck his ass, we would spit-roast him. With Bruno on the front. Unless, you want in Oakley?"

Oakley, the blond dude who has mostly been quiet, shakes his head. He goes back to obsessively fixing his hair, but he is occasionally staring at Leo's tenting bulge.

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"You sure, Oakley? I'm pretty sure there's room for two back there."

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Oakley gives him a disbelieving look. "You could tone down the whoreness."

"Hey!" Bruno says with a smirk. "People in glass houses."

Oakley - a male stripper - blushes.

"Anyway," Peter says, "lets do this, whoever feels like joining can just join. Leo, how do you wanna do this?"

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"No, Oakley's right, that came out way whorier than I intended. I've had a weird night. Uh, I guess I'll just- lie facedown on the bench? And you guys can do as you please."

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"...The responsible Dom in my immediately wants me to sit down and have a talk about establishing boundaries properly and safely," Bruno says.

"Really?" Lamont/Magnus says.

"Yes? For now, I am okay with just establishing the safe word 'orange"."

Quest available: Orange you glad we had this talk?

At some point in the future, have a conversation with Bruno Ferreira about establishing boundaries and safe sex. The conversation needs to last at least five minutes.

You don't actually have to follow any of the relevant advice, it's not like the Erogame is going to expect the impossible.

Success: Increased relationship with Bruno Ferreira, +100xp
Failure: None.
Accept: Y/N

"Anyway," says Peter, "lay down, there. I will lube you up."

They have unfolded a massage table that was resting alongside a way.

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"Safeword 'orange'. Got it."

Leo lies down, incidentally pressing the N button on the new quest. (He does actually know what boundaries are, his are just very broad and he doesn't expect them to be pushed by a couple of strippers going to town on his ass. And he did read the Erogamer's Body skill, he knows that safe sex is now a meaningless concept for him. Bruno seems nice, but it'd be a waste of time.)

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Being so nice and so unwilling to waste a person's time because you have fully embraced your inner unrestrained deviant has raised your PRV by 1!

Peter pulls down Leo's sheer boxers and starts applying lube. Lamont/Magnus does something that from the feel of it, is tying the boxers into a knot so it doesn't slip down. Not that Leo has a chance to look, because Bruno grabs his hair and holds still. Leo doesn't have the time to take a proper look at the cock before it's shoved inside Leo's mouth. But it's impressive, Erogamer's Body skill or not.

"Hello, my magnanimous fans! Here is your Magnus at the backstage getting ready for a show. I am here with Dixon, you can see more of him at Sweetheart Sadist."

"Hey, guys. I am just going through my typical pre-performance routine." He says that like he is some kind of sports stars. "You know, getting my leather on, check my hair and pumping up my dick."

Leo can even feel the camera pointing towards him.

"I noticed, hey dude. Why don't you introduce yourself?" Leo's head is raised up.

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"Call me Leo," he says with a smirk. "Everybody does."

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ERO Achievement: Not using a proper alias while shooting porn. +50xp.

"Wrong, I call you my cocksucker," Bruno says.

"Do you know?" Lamont/Magnus asks with a smirk.

"Well, he is good at it."

"Now I am curious, but let me talk to Peter. I think he is about to get deep into something."

What a well-timed statement, Leo can definitely feel Peter getting deep. "Hey, he is good at more things than sucking cock," Peter says.

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Leo would respond, but his mouth is full. He's full in a lot of places at the moment.

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There is a music chime. "Oops, I sent it by accident?" Lamont/Magnus complains.

"Did you?" Peter says, his voice strained by the physical effort and clearly focused on something else.

"My finger slip, it's muscle memory you know. I was planning to do some editing and put your contact and everything."

Peter provides a distracted grunt that might be dismissive.

Getting someone to change their plans and masturbate to your short pornographic video has raised your BOD by 1!

There is a sharp intake of breath somewhere in the room, and then a sudden movement.

Peter is removed from inside Leo. He is quickly replaced.

"What the fuck, dude?"

A skill has been created by a special action! Having someone forcifully penetrating you without applying lube has created the skill Naturally Lubricated.
The skill is sure needed.