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"...that sounds like a weird comic book premise but I followed a wandering waffle bar for a day on my way here so why not, I guess." 

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"People are like 'ha ha, you're from Eros, you're slutty' and I'm like 'uh, I'm Catholic? Like half the people in Eros?' and they're like 'give us a blowjob.'" She stabs her wild greens. "The name doesn't help."

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"I bet it doesn't. How big is Eros?" 

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"Few hundred people."

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"Wow." 

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"We mostly grow our own food these days, so a big population is helpful."

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"I bet." That'll be a change — if they keep him, he doesn't want to get too comfortable in the assumption that they'll keep him. 

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"There's a whole speech I'm supposed to give you but most of it's obvious or dumb. Don't attack people or fuck with their stuff, don't shirk work, don't try to overthrow Lev."

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"I will not attack people or fuck with their stuff, shirk work, or try to overthrow Lev," he agrees. 

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"Are you Catholic?"

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"I'm not, my family was Jewish and I'm — something, probably, but Jesus is not involved." 

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"Oh. Catholicism is true, you know. God performed a miracle and now we have the pope."

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"And Orion protects you from the Something in winter when the nights are long and it's bad luck to touch oleander, so what?" 

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"Okay, but the previous pope miraculously didn't succumb to the bliss until he gave permission for a priest to ordain a nine-year-old a bishop, and then that nine-year-old survived until today. That's a solid miracle right there."

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"And once we figured out to ask Orion for help the Something didn't get any of us all winter long any winter after that. You have your miracles and I have mine." 

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"I guess." Loki, seeing that conversion is not going to work super well today, continues to eat in silence.

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The food is really, really good. 

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They've going to scavenge for two more days, then it's three days to canoe back.

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He'll stick around for as long as they'll keep him around! He has not been in a canoe before but he can try to pick it up. 

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Canoeing is not terribly hard and Loki is patient but it requires more upper-body strength than he generally has. He's going to be really hungry when it's mealtime. 

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Yes, well, being useful enough to keep around is worth being hungry. 

He's not really sure where he's expecting Eros to be based out of but it has to be big. 

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It's a prison!

There's a sign that says LAKE ERIE CORRECTIONAL FACILITY and everything.

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Big, hard to get into, he doesn't know what prisons have in them but probably the answer is "a lot," that tracks actually. 

"...lot of space, that'll be a change." 

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"Yeah, you get your own room unless you want to share."

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He hasn't slept in a room alone in — he has no idea how long it's been since he slept in a room alone. "Wow." 

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