this just happens all the time I'm sorry
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"We're doing something similar to what you did, actually. Surgically implanted magic behavioral chip that gives them a migraine every time they do violence to a living thing."

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"Gosh. That's broader-spectrum than I was doing but I suppose points for not escalating instantly to lethality?" How the shit do you program something like that? Or is it nonprogrammatic magic? Why is it a chip if it's magic?

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"They have really poor impulse control, I think all of the test subjects so far have tested it at least three, four times."

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"I'm so glad Talon didn't decide to test her apparatus."

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"The test subjects do it even when told that it'll be lethal, though some of them manage to wait a couple weeks."

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"Well, I didn't make her wait, I guess. I'm very interested in learning more about magic." Like the kind where you cast spells, not like normal magic, that's old hat.

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"Your dimension doesn't have it?"

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"Differently." Make change move. Also parlor tricks and summoning, but, like, fuck parlor tricks.

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"I can see if you can get in on some classes."

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"Thanks!" Alas he has no tail but he must wag.

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"No promises, they're pretty picky about that stuff, but I'll see what I can do."

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"I appreciate it." He can self-teach out of books but he doesn't know where he'd get any materials. Maybe he'll get somewhere with the paper teekay thing.

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"Anything else we can do for you?"

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"My immediate interests are handled, I think!"

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"I'm glad to hear it! We have researchers on their way."

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"Cool. I will get their curriculum in order." Stuff shuffles around in a whirl on his computer.

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"On the way from the East Coast, so don't rush yourself - uh, the East Coast is about seven hours from here by the transportation methods we have."

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"I'm familiar," he says. "I have a lot to cover, seven hours is not actually very long to get it all beaten into a nice Powerpoint." He can make such dated references now. Wait, do they actually have Powerpoint yet?

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He doesn't look perplexed but he looks like the kind of person with a lot of experience not looking perplexed at whatever's in front of him. "All right. Thank you. You can ask the man at the door if you need anything."

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"Thanks, you've been very hospitable."

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He leaves.

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Keep an eye on him until Carter arrives, please.

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I have an obligation at eight in the morning. 

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He considers snapping at him about the implications of 'can make all matter' but actually this isn't a helpful thing to point out to a civilian though of course now that he's thought that -

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