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look if you told me that equestria already had undead badgers I wouldn't question it
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"Large Cursorial Predator Bird, approximately Four Times your Height. Nonsapient. Often used as Mounts."

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"Oh. Interesting."

She pauses for a second.

"Do you like being Undying?"

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"I used to Be a Regular Badger, of the Nonsapient Type. I much Prefer being What I am Now. Being Undying is Somewhat Uncomfortable, but it Comes with Many Advantages."

Haria pauses, and wiggles in thought.

"I do."

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"Twilight says that being unliving is very painful. Maybe you aren't actually that, but—hmm. If you could be sapient, but alive, would you want that?"

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"Do Ponies die from Old Age? Are you Immortal? In our World, Living Badgers die Young, in Mere Years. The Great Lady Eriape had been Working on It, but it was a Difficult Project."

She sighs.

"For Some Creatures, Being Undying is Very Painful, or so I Understand. For us it is Merely Uncomfortable."

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"Ponies live about a hundred years. Well, except the Princesses, Celestia and Luna are about a thousand years old. I don't know if they'll eventually die or not." It occurs to her—she hasn't otherwise been prompted to think about it—that Twilight is now going to outlive the rest of them by a long, long time. "... oh no."

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"What's the Matter, Miss?"

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“Oh, I just realized how sad Twilight will be when all of her friends are gone.”

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"She could Make you Undying Too! I have the Spell to make People like Me, though I can't Cast it Yet."

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"Twilight might be able to cast it." Twilight is absolutely not going to cast it. (Hopefully.) "Though I'm not sure that would be a good idea, anyway."

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"Oh?" She's wandering over to Fluttershy's cottage now. 

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