"The game Sugar Rush triggered an aspect of his curse we didn't know about, which made him go into a violent fugue state," Asher lies, "and then I had to figure out how to break it. It turns out the curse-breaking condition was a true friend who follows him anywhere and sincerely wants to break it."

"I suppose," Fairy Godmother says doubtfully.

That is a dumb way to explain it but Fairy Godmother seems like the sort of person you explain things in dumb ways to. And instead of thinking about how much dishonesty itches he could be gazing adoringly at Asher.

Fairy Godmother takes out her magic wand, waves it around, and sings:

Salagadoola mechicka boola
Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo!
Turn this man's hand so it is new
Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo!

In a just world, no sequence of actions that stupid would be capable of producing magic.

But they're in this world instead, so now his hands are fixed.

...it would be a really bad idea to immediately shove them down Asher's pants. He's still tempted. No, self, do not do this thing. This is not the thing you do right now. How about displaying a basic grasp of common courtesy, can you do that instead?

"...Thank you."

"You're welcome."

"Now we're going to go back to my room," Asher says, "so I can continue to introduce him to Auradon's culture."

"And this time I can play video games without exploding!"

"Yes. We're going to play so many video games."

He beams.

"It's so inspiring to see two good friends getting along." 

"Come on, my rooms are this way."

He follows Asher. With maybe an unnecessary amount of hugging. He at least manages not to outright pet him until they are behind a closed door.

And then Asher will be petted.

(Asher's rooms are much larger than Tazalkyran's were, and about a third of them are kitchen.)

It is maybe a little overwhelming to have hands and an Asher that he can touch with his hands. He keeps clumsily trying to take off Asher's clothes and then getting distracted by the fact that Asher has skin and it's right there and he could be touching it and kissing it. It's very good skin. Nice warm soft touchable kissable skin.

Once Asher figures out this conflict he will solve it by stripping naked as efficiently as possible.

!!!GOOD!!!

He can't actually pick Taz up to kiss him and carry him to bed and this is VERY FRUSTRATING. 

It is. Actually Asher would probably have better success at this than Tazalkyran would, because Asher is taller and broader and stronger, but they are both tall dense sorts of people and it seems much simpler overall for Tazalkyran to just give him a blowjob right here immediately.

He is not as good at this as Asher is but he learns real fast.

Between the way Auradon is as a country and the fact that people are way less fun once he's seduced them, Asher has had quite a lot of inexperienced blowjobs. 

He is vocally appreciative.

Asher is so good. He has a gorgeous face and a gorgeous dick and he makes sounds and he's the best. Does he know he's the best? He should. Maybe Tazalkyran should tell him. Later.

Asher is totally aware that he's the best. 

"Love you, you're so good--"

Mmmm yes good. He is so glad Asher likes this. Asher liking things is very important.

Asher is going to yank Tazalkyran off his dick and then kiss him. 

Acceptable. Mmmmkisses.