Fairy Godmother concludes the portal-making spell with a last "bibbidi-bobbidi-boo!"
"At some point, I have to go to class-- well, no, I don't. But at some point I have to run the country."
"Then you'd better be able to run the country while I'm sucking your dick."
There's an unfamiliar loud buzzing sound.
"Helicopter's here," Asher says, "act straight."
He sighs, and nuzzles Asher a little, and then leans on him like someone who is merely taking shelter in the arms of the best friend he's ever had and does not also want to fuck him senseless.
Presumably this is expected or Asher would be defending him? This world is so weird sometimes.
Asher waves off the nurse's attempt to deal with his wounds and says, "your hands should stop hurting really soon."
"Oh good."
He is maybe gazing adoringly up at Asher. Adoring gazes can be platonic, right? Right?
Adoring gazes can definitely be platonic.
"You'll have to leave us," he says to the nurse, "state secrets."
Ooh is the state secret going to be makeouts. He hopes the state secret is makeouts. Also, Asher has the BEST FACE. Look at his face. It is so good. The best softest prettiest face.
Well, when they get into the helicopter and the nurse has grumpily left for the pilot's cabin, the state secrets can totally be makeouts.
"Maybe? I like your face," he says dreamily. "You have... a very good face."
"But you're so touchable!"
He touches Asher with his face instead. Smoosh, nuzzle.
"Mmmmmthat's good. You're good." Further snuzzling. "Good face. Good hands. Good smile. Good."
"I'm glad I sent the nurse away," Asher says, "so I don't have to try to convince you to be subtle."
"I am not very subtle, as a person." Nuzzle. "Used to get me in trouble with my parents. I hated it when they covered up my crimes, though. Lying itches."