"Good, because if you don't I can make you bacon-roasted pork tenderloin, and grilled venison backstrap, and veal osso buco..."

He may be getting slightly distracted by food.

Too much talking, not enough making out. Time to bite his shoulder very hard and then drag him in for another kiss.

What was he thinking about? He has totally forgotten.

Mmm yes perfect.

You know what hasn't happened in way too long? Tazalkyran sucking Asher's dick, that's what. It's been, like, five whole minutes. Terrible. He's just gonna pin Asher down a little and then fix that.

Asher is such a fan of this plan!

Good! It's a good plan and Tazalkyran is proud of it. Mmmmm.

He's shuddering and moaning and not really capable of words.

What an excellent way for him to be. Tazalkyran is rapidly figuring out how to get all the best noises out of him, too.

At some point he might become capable of French!

Sadly, the world-transport magic did not give Tazalkyran French.

It's actually really hot that Asher is so far gone he can't speak in a language his audience understands. Also his voice is very good, much like the rest of him.

His words have taken on a begging sort of tone and his cock is twitching. It may be possible to figure out what he's talking about anyway.

Oh, that's perfect.

Tazalkyran fully intends to see this activity through to its conclusion.

Then it will conclude with "je t'aime," the meaning of which Tazalkyran can maybe deduce from the adoring tone in which it is said.

He snuggles up and kisses Asher's forehead and strokes his face and his shoulders and his hair. "You're so good. You're my favourite."

Asher says something in French, pauses, and says, "You're my favorite too."

Giggle. "I love you. What language even is that?"

"French! It's my native language."

"It's pretty. You're pretty." Snuggle.

He switches to Maldonian. "Not half as pretty as you."

Giggle. "I don't know what that means!"

"I was talking about the weather."

"I love you." Kiss.

"I was definitely promised more hurting than I received."

"I got distracted. I could try again."

"And what if you just end up distracted?"