A Truthful Tale of a Change of Heart [open]

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Dec 22, 2024 5:07 AM

oh no, the underground radical pamphleteers found the andorani redemption narratives

There was once a man from Linnorm. As Linnorm is so far away, I can say whatever I want about it, and my readers will be none the wiser; so I say that in Linnorm, there were no laws at all, not even a law against murder. In this land was born a man who loved murder greatly, who is the subject of this (assuredly real) story.

Every morning, the man would rise and murder one of his neighbors; every day, the man would accept money for services as an assassin; every night, the man would slay five innocent children before he slept.

But one day, as the man went to murder a child, the child called out to him. "Don't you know that murder is Evil?"

The man was greatly surprised, for in all his long years as a murderer, it had never once occurred to him that murder might be Evil. "What do you mean?" said the man.

"I mean," said the child, "that it hurts people, and you shouldn't do it."

In shock and horror, the man realized that murder was Evil. "I cannot believe that I have done such an Evil thing!" said the man. "Nevermore will I murder anyone!"

Then the man went home and did not do any more murder. The end!

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Semi-literate Urchin

Fist

theer once was a very evil man from qwadria who was going to hell but a priestess of the SUN said give all of your monye to the POUR and you will bee fine

then the man found a very charming and inteligaint but very POUR urchin and gave him all of his monee so he went to the SUMMERLANDS.

You can't prove I'm (not) Norberger

Fist

Right here in Westcrown there was a man who was a devoted Asmodian who thought surely he would be rewarded for his many acts of Lawful Evil. But as he was nearing death he realized that was as much as a lie as the ones he told to his slaves and children and despaired.

"Oh woe is me I want to reach Axis but however can I."

He went to the Church of Iomendea but they were to busy to help him. He heard the Sower say to adopt a child but knew in his heart that he was a bad enough father that this would not work.

"Oh woe is me I am Evil and can not do Good how shall I make Axis."

Then he had a vision of a masked man; "You will never make Lawful Neutral, but Neutral Evil people can make Axis as long as they devote themselves to Me Norberger!"

So the man used his reputation as a Lawful man to take a large loan from Abadar and ran away with the money. He lived happily in Absalom off of his stolen money (after giving a cut to the church) until he died from a heart attack from fucking to many whores at once. He now resides happily in Nobergerland.

Vidal

urchin-who-is-a-fucking-snich

Fist

It is confusing who wants to hear about which crimes in the current political environment but someone has got to care about the Norberger one.

The Linnorm one is less promising but maybe he can find someone who cares.

The urchin one... he's not going to risk distributing it himself but honestly if someone falls for it that's fine with him.

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