At the End of All Things Elves in Revelation
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"That's why I had to go through a couple, didn't really have anything on hand and I'm not Elvis so no one's gonna be that excited to hear me sing. Found someone after a while who wanted to go restore limbs to amputee dogs - I said I'd take her to all the shelters in the area but I couldn't promise there'd be any -"

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"Aw, that's a cute one. Did you find any?"

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"We did! Two, and one of the shelters talked her into restocking their meds and food too and was so delighted and got her name so I imagine future amputee dogs'll be okay as well."

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"Awwww."

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"I would probably have gone for one of the ones who wanted sex eventually if I couldn't find anyone who was excited about, well, amputee dogs or the L.A. theatre scene, but they'd have to have been like eighty percent less skeevy about it than the first guy I talked to."

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"I got a couple of those, one more and one less sketchy!"

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"There was a 'so you know, I only show up to these things because I kink on humans' and there was a - I didn't talk to her long, didn't like how she looked at me."

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"Does Hell, like, have the concept of consent, if everybody is indestructible and has sufficient capacity to make other people fuck off I can sort of see it not really ever coming up."

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"Everybody is indestructible and mostly has the capacity to make other people fuck off, or at least inconvenienced. There is a sort of concept of - enthusiasm versus agreeableness versus annoyance versus willingness to violently fend one off and it's antisocial to go around annoying people or causing violent confrontations, will get you kicked out of the nice neighborhoods? It has the usual amount of, like, 'if you want a part in this movie you sleep with the director', maybe more, but at least nobody has to wait tables while waiting for their break."

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"Soon they won't here, either."

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"Mmhm."

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"You did good."

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"Thank you. What do you do, besides check up on outlandish claims on Youtube?"

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"Grunt work for one of the producers on Law and Order. I used to want to write a show, use the money to patch things that money can patch, and then suddenly there were a lot less of those but also the industry latched on fast to summoning and it seemed like as good a place as any to hang out while it became more obvious what was still going to need patches."

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"What is the TV industry doing with summoning?"

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"Oh, gosh, everything. Half the stuff coming out this year is 'ADAPTED STRAIGHT FROM HEAVEN' - or Fairyland, Heaven's more popular, better aesthetics - you can shoot absolutely anything on-site now and why wouldn't you, the best way to get an authentic 14th century castle is now to find a demon who will be very annoyed by historical inaccuracy, there are three post-apocalyptic series in which someone holes Earth and the handful of people who were out playing around in space try to start up civilization anew, there was a heated debate over whether it was cultural appropriation to cast humans to play daeva but mostly it's cheaper to cast daeva anyway, so there they are -"

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"That sounds like tremendous fun."

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"No one's bored, that's for certain. If it were convenient to any of your schemes to show up on television or cameo as yourself in something that could be very easily arranged. But - it's merely really fun, it doesn't matter, that's why I wrote asking what you were doing next -"

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"I wanna bounce off Valinor and go to the Dwarf planet! Or find a way for this not to require bouncing off Valinor. I am not yet sure how to accomplish this but I haven't been thinking about it very long."

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"Why's the Dwarf planet behind the magic maze anyway -"

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"One of the Valar - same one who invented Dwarves - presumably made it, so it might have been easier for some reason, magic range or whatever. Or Eru located it there or told Aulë to do so expressly to make our lives difficult. Or something I haven't thought of. There may be an alternate route, but it'd be longer."

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"How long is it if you can bounce off Valinor?"

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"About a lightyear. They sent Valinor a probe, a while back, the Elves are forbidden to send one back."

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" - is there a nominal justification, or -"

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