In retrospect, given the sort of world he lived in, it should have been obvious that high school was not going to end with him walking across a stage and collecting a diploma, but instead with him falling into a mad scientist's portal and being transported to an alternate dimension.
It's the sort of thing that happens to mutants.
Lev goes back into the room.
Looking at the mermaid is also not fucking the mermaid.
He looks pointedly at Dorothy and Kyou where they’re hovering.
“If I can’t I don’t come back.”
!!
He pats Lev’s head sharply a couple of times, to watch the curls bounce, and then shoves both of his hands into his hair and starts to stroke and twirl and occasionally pull it. He seems to be making important discoveries, given his fascinated expression.
Are the important discoveries the tiny happy whimpery noises Lev keeps making?
He looks suspiciously between Lev and Dorothy and Kyou.
“...okay,” he says, reluctantly, and returns his hands to Lev’s hair.
If he keeps pulling the little whimpery noises can turn into little breathy moans.
(He's kind of forgotten he has an audience.)
“I give you something.”
He shifts, lets go of Lev’s hair and turns around to disappear into the water.
Oh, wait, he had an audience that whole time.
Maybe if he just. Ignores this entire situation. It will go away.
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