In retrospect, given the sort of world he lived in, it should have been obvious that high school was not going to end with him walking across a stage and collecting a diploma, but instead with him falling into a mad scientist's portal and being transported to an alternate dimension.
It's the sort of thing that happens to mutants.
Okay. Serious face. This is serious.
"...normally, research assistants get to do that even less. And I don't trust that anything you did to him wouldn't be overlooked once someone knows what your power can do."
She stops, and looks at him, to hear his objections.
"...I am not going to rape the mermaid. I might have fully consensual sex with the mermaid if you sign off on it."
She nods.
"...I don't have a reason to think you would. But I've been wrong too many times not to be very careful."
"If you're not responsible about it, the threat still stands."
"If I somehow manage to survive the process of raping a mermaid given that I am, like, an unusually malnourished toothpick, you will break my arms. Got it."
"There are more ways to be irresponsible about sex with an unintegrated cryptid who sometimes relies on us for shelter than violent rape. Don't be obtuse."
"...You should probably list them off in case there are assumptions about sex that don't hold across universes."
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