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Rules about violence are relaxed in the back yard, the lake contains a giant squid, attempts to depart the area of the yard result in wrapping back around on the other side, the building extends laterally and vertically enough to prevent going around it, and people do not visit the area out front in person.

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"...and, I assume you don't know why any of this is the case, any more than you know why you're a talking sapient bar connected to infinite alternate universes."

He puts the napkin in his pocket.
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You assume correctly.

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Max sighs, sits down, orders another coffee, looks at it, and concludes "This is the most convenient least convenient possible situation I've ever been in."

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To which statement the bar has no response.

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