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Lee Tae-gun didn't really want more sources of sexual frustration but here he is
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"Hmm. Useful, maybe?"

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"The way you flip flop between thinking about these as pragmatically useful game mechanics versus finding them unbearably hot is very interesting, sunbae."

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...is he being made fun of. He feels like he's being made fun of but he doesn't understand what the joke is.

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Pretty Smart: is this, like, free nonconsensual cosmetic surgery or what. Also, why would he care. Especially when Omnisexual is right there if he wanted to care about this. Which he doesn't.

Super Horny: he's not sure he's physically capable of that one. Like, on a backlash level.

Wereslut: "So I get one point every five levels to spend on these and these are the choices?" he says, dryly.

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"Sunbae need I remind you of your reaction to the prospect of having a knotted cock?"

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NEXT

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SED

Curse of Dresden (1.5 points)

The first time you make full eye contact with someone, you learn which fetish or other aspect of their sexuality most embarrasses them.

This cost is refunded at 80 SED.

Curse of Tattletale (1.5 points)

Whenever anyone within visual range has specific sexual thoughts about you, you know what they are thinking about.

This cost is refunded at 80 SED.

I'm Not Explaining This Again (0.5 points)

After you have carefully, painstakingly, thoroughly explained an ero-related concept at least once (polyamory is not cheating, that is not where a clitoris is, how to tie a shibari knot), anyone else you meet will understand it after only a couple of sentences.

This cost is refunded at 70 SED.

PhD in Harem Management (1 point)

Those among your partners who would otherwise be hostile to each other tolerate one another's presence. This perk does not bypass quest-related challenges or produce actual friendship.

Poly Graph Test (1 point)

You are instinctively aware of how a relationship forming between two persons would affect other relationships connected to them.

This cost is refunded at 50 SED.

Skip the Boring Parts (1 point)

Invoking this perk gives you a SED*1% chance to transition directly to whatever sexual encounter (if any) you would otherwise have with a person. You can only invoke this perk on a particular person once. This perk cannot be used to bypass quest-related challenges.

This cost is refunded at 40 SED.

The Eye of Yandere (1 point)

If you are romantically attracted to someone, you are always alerted when they are romantically or sexually attracted to someone else or when someone else is romantically or sexually attracted to them. You do not know the strength of this attraction, just that it exists.

Trust (1 point)

Whenever somebody honestly tells you that they love you, or like you, or admire something about you, or shows trust in you by confessing a truth to you that they would not tell others, you know that they mean it.

Taking this perk renders you ineligible for a significant number of Erogame quests and reduces the rewards of many others, but it's here if you need it.

Tsundere (1 point)

Nobody ever questions the insane troll logic of what you choose to be offended by.

You Couldn't Help Yourself (0.5 points)

Anyone who views a picture of you will sincerely not blame another person for having had sex with you, including the monogamous partners of those you have seduced.

This cost is refunded at 60 SED or 70 ERO, whichever comes first.

You Didn't Hear That (0.5 points)

Once per level you may retroactively decide not to have said something. This perk only applies to utterances made while you were your current level.

Yousexual (1.5 points)

Everyone is gay for you, or hetero for you as applicable. This does not affect their LST, and so does not modify asexuality or aromanticism.

This cost is refunded at 50 SED.

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"Dresden? Harry Dresden, Dresden Files Dresden, that Dresden?"

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Blink.

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"It's a book series. I suppose that description fits but..."

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"But...?"

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"...it's a more overt reference than I expected."

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...okay. Weird.

And uninteresting. He does not care to nonconsensually find out about other people's deeply embarrassing fetishes. Nonconsensually having other people find out about his fetishes though shut uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup next.

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Curse of Tattetale: meh.

I'm Not Explaining This Again: ...that seems like it might be useful in some circumstances if his life changes quite very drastically and a lot of things are different about it??

PhD in Harem Management: that sounds like mind control so fuck you.

Poly Graph Test: that one's tempting for entirely nonsexual reasons.

Skip the Boring Parts: "Literally why."

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"No? Not wanting to munchkin your levelling to that extent?"

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"...to what?"

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"Munchkin is to, like... find unexpected or unintended ways that rules in games interact to achieve your goals more effectively, creating weird but effective builds, stuff like that? You know that thing you were doing about trying to figure out exactly what did and didn't count as sexy clothing so that you could see how much you could get away with while still reaping the benefits? That."

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"...I don't want to do that to, to people."

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"No, I guess not."

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...right. Anyway.

The Eye of Yandere: literally why would he care.

Trust:

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"...hey, you alright?"

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He swallows. "Yeah. Fine." Next.

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Woo-young would probably normally have wanted to make a joke about "Tsundere" but, uh, the vibe suddenly soured.

Also that perk's kind of tsundere is not the same kind Tae-gun is.

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