Yes, thank you for making yourself less obvious.

Clicky.

Character screen!

Congratulations!

You see those + buttons? Those let you improve your stats! By spending stat points! Try it now!

(He currently has BOD 33, LST 9 [16 with phantom statgain], SED 5, FUK 19, and PRV 26. And 15 spendable stat points.)

He stares at it.

He does not want to spend "stat points" on—any of this.

"Sunbae if you're gonna play the game then play the game, stop beating around the bush. And you should pick SED."

Mrrrrrrrrrr.

Fine. 

SED it is.

"Atta boy!"

It's six now!

Despite this representing a 20% increase in his ability to interact with other human beings (for sex), it doesn't feel like that much. He might have slightly more ability to track Woo-young's nonverbal cues?

Congratulations! You can put more points in if you want. Obviously you don't but that's the joke.

Your next task is to fire up your VR setup and play some Beat Saber.

No, we're not joking, do it.

...huhh??

Uh. Okay. He can. Do that.

"Okay this I have to see."

"...why?"

"An erotic game wants you to play Beat Saber and you're naked. That's promising to be fun. I wonder if it has more ideas for what savers you're going to—"

"Shut uuuuuuuuup!"

He laughs.

Harrumph.

Anyway, the whole reason he has this game is because he wanted to see if he could use it to practise double wielding so he has attachments he can connect to his controllers so that the swords feel like proper swords with the correct weight and balance. He's also got a curated list of custom modded songs (which he immediately navigates to) that are much harder than the vanilla ones, but it turned out that no songs meant for an unaugmented human to be able to ever do posed a challenge to him so he eventually gave it up as a bad job.

Would you look at that? There's a new song available. A human cover of Gigantic O.T.N.

The cover art is an erochibi of someone he doesn't know, blonde, grinning and gyrating an extremely large and extremely phallic ice sculpture at his crotch.

"...you're jok—I'm just going to stop being outraged by everything," he grumbles, selecting the song.

It's very fast. That's pretty much normal. It works out his reflexes more than most songs, forcing him into complicated ambidextrous sequences.

Then it starts sending targets that aren't quite at the right angle. Instead of approaching a vanishing point behind him, this one is flying past at a distance he has to stretch his shoulder or step over to reach. Here's a line of three, sloping at an angle over his head; he'll have to jump to tap the last. And the placement of the targets is making his arms move in intricate patterns, and as he flits around between the positions demanded of him, it feels very precise. Less like a game, and more like a dance.

Oh.

Okay. 

That's actually pretty c—

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SONG

(He's a professional, he's obviously not going to miss beats just because the lyrics are... colourful... but still, what in the fuck.)

Anyway IGNORING THAT (as well as the way Woo-young is cackling at him) the actual beats are really fun? And difficult? And he isn't perfect at them from the get go and makes mistakes??? That's novel.