"...is that your commscreen? Why's it pink?" Squint. "Is that... a chibi of you fucking me?"

(He cannot help the wave of relief that washes over him. If Woo-young can see it then it really is just a virus. A very embarrassing one and definitely a targeted one but just a virus. He was panicking for no reason.)

"Oh. Okay. Then I think I got a virus."

"One... that shows chibi of you fucking me. Someone's messing with you personally?"

...wait Woo-young went and said that and now Tae-gun is conscious that there is a chibi of him fucking Woo-young and he's naked—

"Sunbae, focus, I know the chibis are inspiring you but—"

"Stop saying things!"

"Alright, so, someone somehow installed a virus in the system to mess with you personally—viruses shouldn't be possible, this isn't real tech, it's madeup bullshit dungeon tech—whatever. Messing with you personally, but still... Wait, I should check mine."

His?

That sure is a screen.

"Okay so if I got a virus it's not doing anything. Why didn't you try messaging Dojin-sunbae?"

"I did but the virus won't let me, and my phone is also messed up."

"And you wanted to be teleported because...?"

"...I mean, isn't it obvious? The psychic esper thing is a bit—too targeted."

Blink. "'Psychic esper thing'."

He gestures at the relevant popup.

"'This content is not rated for general audiences.'"

"...I mean, it's not, but—"

"No, I mean that's what the popup is saying, 'This content is not rated for general audiences.'"

"...huh?"

No. No no no no. No.

"There are two popups on your screen, one saying that, and one with you and me fucking in chibi form. Are... you seeing something else?"

"I'm seeing a lot more popups." He's starting to actually hyperventilate, now. "It was just three at first. 'You can fix him.' 'You know you'd both enjoy it very much.' 'Hot psychic espers in your area—'" Okay even in a panic he cannot read the rest of that, not to Woo-young.

Okay that is actually kind of concerning. He walks around Tae-gun to see if there's some angle bullshit going on. There isn't.

"Unless you have an objection I am teleporting us to Canada."

"That's going to make you not be able to walk," or maybe worse.

"Your objection has been registered. Make us an igloo when we get there."

There's a flash of light and they're in the middle of nowhere in Canada. Woo-young crumples to the floor.

Igloo! ...it's still cold inside but it'll get warm soon probably. ........but he's naked and this is actually really fucking cold—

When they landed in Canada, a change took place which neither esper was likely paying much attention to: the chibis decensored themselves. Now, instead of avant-garde rolling pins made of blank paper, they have surprisingly detailed dicks, and a tasteful dusting of body hair, especially at the crotch.

Also, the popups are getting sucked into a vanishing point in the center of Tae-gun's field of view, slowly but speeding up as they go.