"I'm not very fast at it but I can try, yeah."

"I'm on my way. I suspect he'll be embarrassed no matter which of us rescues him, but I do hope you get through first."

She hangs up.

So she closes her eyes and doesn't quite use magic and focuses on that feeling.

Alistair tries treating the Maze like a maze. 

Does he actually have any clue which way he's going?

There is no clear indication of which way he can go. The lavatory bifurcates a ways away, while the not-a-restaurant continues on for a bit and then turns left.

He calls his date. 

"Sadde? I'm not sure I can get out of this on my own." 

"I was trying to look at the place, magically, but it's... bizarre. All folded into itself. I could try to guide you from outside, though, maybe."

"Alright, I'll give it a shot. Guide me."

She closes her eyes and concentrates again. She is not very good at this, and remains silent for a few minutes.

Eventually: "Okay, I think I have... some... idea of where you should go. Can you take a step forward so I'll know where you're facing?"

"Sure."

He steps forward. 

"Ow that was confusing. Okay no, hold on." A few more seconds, then: "Do it again."

He steps forward, in the same direction.

"Okay, I think I got this. Geeze, this is definitely not anything resembling something Euclidean, what the heck, why would Clow create something like this. Turn around and take a left once you find a left."

Turning around leads him more deeply into the bathroom where it does indeed bifurcate.

Well. He keeps going.

She continues giving directions, and sometimes asks him to retrace his steps and go somewhere else.

"Hey!"

Scott approaches the bathroom.

Kero is in his bag, of course, but hopefully he doesn't pop out right now.

She stops giving the directions and looks at them. "The men's bathroom is, uh, closed off for repairs."

"Yeah, we're here to handle that. We're specialists. Who you gonna call? Us." 

He pats his backpack, turning it away from Sadde.

"Kero, which one? Be subtle..."

"...you don't look like specialists."

"Boys," Kero whispers.

"Sorry, didn't catch that," she tells Scott.

"Did anyone go into the bathroom?" 

"No, it's off-limits, I just said."