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Behold the wolf in his unnatural habitat, eating the foods of his people in traditional quantities, his typical companion away in the distant land of The Bathroom.
That is to say, Zeus is in Milliways with one and a half heavily topped pizzas, waiting for Harley and Andrea to come back.
floofcoaster
apprivoise-moi
A young woman with bright hazel eyes and glorious hair walks into the bar.
She looks around.
She says: "Iiiiii'm confused."
She looks around.
She says: "Iiiiii'm confused."
floofcoaster
"Yup. If you don't wanna be in an interdimensional bar just turn around and close the door and it'll leave you alone."
apprivoise-moi
"Well, I don't know if I want to be in an interdimensional bar," she says. "I've never been in one before. Is it a nice interdimensional bar? Will it give me cookies?"
floofcoaster
"She's really nice, and she will give you cookies! You have to pay for 'em or run up a tab, though. She'll give you a free drink if you've never been here before though. Oh, and the bar is a she."
apprivoise-moi
"No kidding," she says. "Well. Isn't this snazzy."
She walks a little further into the bar, letting the door shut behind her, and looks around curiously.
"Is there a reason for the interdimensional bar...?"
She walks a little further into the bar, letting the door shut behind her, and looks around curiously.
"Is there a reason for the interdimensional bar...?"
floofcoaster
"I mean, I have a huuuuuge soft spot for stuff my imprint homemakes, but Bar makes really good everything."
floofcoaster
"Oh, uh, I'm not a human, I'm a werewolf, rar, we do a thing called imprinting, I have done the thing, so I'm ridiculous amounts of in love with my boyfriend, basically."
floofcoaster
"My mom has a thing for Greek deity names. And my imprint's name is Harley but he's in the bathroom and this place screws around with time and we don't have syncing thingies so it could be a while."
floofcoaster
"Uh, maybe? Might depend on how picky you are. Andrea? Bartholomew? Elspeth? Jake?"