That is to say, Zeus is in Milliways with one and a half heavily topped pizzas, waiting for Harley and Andrea to come back.
"Okay so this bar does alternate dimensions! And sometimes the alternate dimensions are, like, not so creative, so it does people over and over again, but with some things tweaked, like, you don't look like my imprint, but you talk like him and there's also the pansexual reckless sharp things - I forget all the words I used already - there's also that thing."
"Well, there's a bunch of her, and lots of them are empresses, but of other worlds. Also I have, like, wolf educational background, where there was not so much attention paid to 'oh by the way we technically live in Canada, Canada is technically a thing' and more to 'this is the empress, this is her kid, the princess is the alpha's imprint, we are pretty thoroughly attached to this shadow government here'."
"...Sort of? Apparently Jokers are, like, metaphysically supposed to suffer, so when he skipped the shitty childhood then he later had to have a teleporting accident and meet Alternate Universe Scarier Than Hitler Lady and also spend a few years in the sun repeatedly doing the thing that really really magicked people do instead of dying over and over. The princess had to knock me out so I wouldn't be conscious while he was missing."
"No, that's actually probably a good thing? If you have a Gotham there's a funky storyline Jokers play out in them. Harley skipped it because kidnapping but it's gone all the way through a few places. Stuff explodes, you fall in love with a lady and make her very unhappy."
"Yeah. Man, I wish Harley had left Andrea, I dunno how long this is gonna take. I guess we could go to the Belltower? Probably nobody will sneer at me for being presumptuous about going to the Belltower and that is my imagination just because Bells wear crowns. But then you'll have Bells all over the place."
"Hiiii," says Harley.
"Hi!" says Ophelia. "I want magic. And then I wanna fuck every single one of you."
Harley cracks up. "Yeah, I'll bet you're a Joker."
"All right, all right," laughs Harley, "one sec, I'm gonna check you're actually one of me."
He leaves Andrea with Zeus and freecasts to the Enchanted Forest.
[Hey, Glass! There's a new Joker in Milliways, can you come look at her and make sure she actually is a Joker before I mint her? I'm pretty damn sure, but she's a new face.]
"Pretty," says Harley. "How'd you pick it?"
"Shakespeare," she shrugs.
"Anyway, poof, you're a mint. Did nobody tell you how minting works, do I get to tell you how minting works?"
"I guess you get to tell me how minting works!"
"So the deal is, you make wishcoins out of pain," says Harley, grinning.
"Awesome," says Ophelia.
[Hi,] says Jane. [You're an alt of my dad!]
"Should I see who's free?" giggles Harley.
"You should!"
Harley vanishes for approximately a second.
"Poof, now you can teleport," he says when he reappears, "I'll teach you to freecast later, right now you and me have a date with a huge pile of our alts. Follow me. Bye Glass! Bye Zeus, love you!" And he disappears again.
Ophelia teleports after him.
But she never takes her original form. No one cares - it's moderately obvious that the shape she met them in wasn't the one she was born with, but she doesn't show anyone what she used to look like and they are all fine with that.
She amasses a large store of coins. She learns how to freecast. She doesn't bother enchanting herself an aura just yet. She conjures cake. Everyone freecasts to the Joker's asteroid in Origin and she redecorates it extravagantly.
It's pretty obvious to all the Jokers that Ophelia wants wishcoins for something, and has some reason to be deeply paranoid about telling anybody what it is. None of them raise a fuss about it. She's early-phase, but she's still a Joker; she can solve her own problems if she wants to. So.
Ophelia freecasts home, with a dormant Sue-link as her line back to the rest of them. (By admission, Janegems are basically spying devices. She doesn't feel like taking chances with being spied on. She trusts her own alts, after they all linked up and shared their various histories with her and nobody said a thing about how much she was leaving out of what she shared in return. She has no idea how she would even begin to verify that a strange Bella was actually a Bella, and has no point of reference at all for Jane herself.)
And Trouble perches on a roof as a pigeon, and brainphones Bella.
[Hey. I found a thing.]
[A thing. A kind of really hard to explain thing? Where are you right now? Uh, a decent short version might be 'I scored what sure looks like totally arbitrary magic fueled by pain off of what sure looked like about twenty alternate-universe versions of me, without telling any of them anything about where I was from or why I wanted it'.]
"I dunno, it was obvious to me," he shrugs. "Anyway, those are kind of trivial, the big one is minting and you'd get way less use out of that than me. You can have it anyway if you want, it's just a hex, hexes are cheap." He fans out a progression of coins in his hand, from triangle up to seven-pointed star, all made of what looks like clear glass veined with thick twisting streaks of colour. The streaks move, slowly but visibly. "Arbitrary magic fueled by pain. You touch a coin and make a wish and if it's a big enough coin and it's not a specifically impossible wish, wish comes true. Anybody can wish on 'em but only mints can make 'em. These are all mine."
"I was in one of my human morphs - this one," he flickers briefly into the appropriate shape to demonstrate, "and I walked into the library and instead of the library there was this bar. Cute guy sitting at the bar with a ton of pizzas told me it was interdimensional, we got to talking, I said my name was Ophelia, he's Zeus apparently, and also apparently his boyfriend is a - what was it he said, something like 'pansexual masochistic snuggle-fiend with a shitty home life', anyway there's like twenty of me and we're collectively called Jokers. I'm also pretty damn sure there's a bunch of you, but I only met the one, and I don't have a way to verify those. The Jokers all telepathically dumped their life histories on me, I gave back something heavy on the childhood trauma and light on the identifying details, I'm pretty convinced about them, but I don't think the same solution exactly applies when it's you."
And he thinks for a few seconds, and then says, "Okay, there. Asteroid time," and vanishes.
[Asteroid's in the same time bubble as your house. Teleporting should be obvious but I can come get you if it's not.]
"And now I call 'em," he says.
He tells the link that there is a Bell in his world who wants to meet the rest of her.
Celo, being the one currently in Chronicle, brainphones Glass.
[Hey, turns out Ophelia's got a Bell, she wants to meet you all, somebody'll get a Janegem to her in a sec—] Harley appears on the asteroid. [—there, somebody did. Reading between the lines, something's going on in their world that makes Ophelia intensely fucking paranoid about telling anybody anything about them, and if it's enough to make a Joker paranoid, I can only imagine what the Bell's gonna be like.]
Harley plops himself into Trouble's lap. (It is not at all difficult to figure out which one of these people is Ophelia.)
"...I'm not sure if we've actually had this problem before. We know you're us because I can tell by looking - before that Bar did the same thing - uh, you can tell we're you because we're about to hand you lots and lots of magical power and assume you'll do good Bell things with it?"
"This... isn't a trade. This is, you are us, therefore if we just free and clear give you stuff, stuff that we would approve of will follow straightforwardly. ...Uh. Possibly I should mention that one of us is in school to be a therapist. What in the fuck is wrong with your world?"
"Okay - time dilation is already in place, so, good, everything will be okay, Butterfly, do you want to come camp out in the Belltower and learn about magic and relax and so on, the world will wait, it's waiting very patiently, you can come meet all your alts and make plans and we can grab anybody you want to have visiting and explain it to them too, usually we have a party when we find a new one but you don't seem to be in the mood - it'll be okay, there's no native magic here, we will handle it all for you if you need us to, okay?"
It takes Trouble freecasting back to Milliways to reopen his door, plus a little more teleportation and time dilation, but he gets Robin into the bar and goes back to the asteroid to snuggle Harley some more.
"Please do not attempt to serve as a relay point for anything resembling real-time conversation between Trouble and Butterfly, nor distribute detailed information about what Butterfly's up to, nor bring her news about current events since most of her world is on heavy dilation and there shouldn't be any current events that need her attention. One-off yes-or-no questions like you first came in with are fine."
Trouble (new Joker, previously known as Ophelia) skipped a phase on introducing his world's Bell to Glass. It felt like so; compare the feeling Sue and War had on deciding to step up to the Hegemony race, note similarities.
Trouble sent Robin (likely to be local Kingfisher) to check up on Butterfly and see how she was doing. Robin asked on Trouble's behalf if Butterfly wanted him to wait for her to emerge from her cocoon before commencing world-saving. Aether produced the sentence: 'If you let him go ahead without you my best guess is that you'll find whatever he comes up with to be stylistically displeasing, morally tolerable if more risk-tolerant than you'd like, and involve very little of you wearing a crown.'
Sue and War and the retirees and Harley all find this deeply hilarious - the other Jokers have dropped out of the link by now and haven't heard it yet. Trouble himself declined to share a reaction but the other linked Jokers suspect he is at least somewhat amused. The humour comes partly from phrasing, partly from wondering where Aether pulled this estimate out of, and partly from the dissonance between that image and how the central characteristic of Trouble's current phase seems to be its similarity to War's four years without Aegis. (The crown part fits, they do concede.)
Well, yeah, and I bet if she knew what we know she'd have said something else, that soooort of is what's funny? But whatever, Joker sense of humour is a mystery of the multiverse, we knew that one already. If Butterfly actually doesn't let Trouble help save his universe I feel kinda bad for him, though, all that— (wordless reiteration of the commonalities between Trouble's and Sue's respective decisions: a strong sense of it being time to get down to business, the deliberate choice to take it upon oneself to do things about things) —and nowhere to put it. We can probably find him something else to do if he still has the itch after the dust settles, I guess.
Jane said they did not have a great working relationship beforehand. I can't imagine it being bad enough that she wouldn't, say, take coins from him, but I don't know how bad it gets, so maybe even after her self-reconstruction project she will not want him involved?
He was - he was a really early phase, he says. Of what seems like our most fragile cluster. And she's got whatever problems you get when you're a Bell whose planet is infested with mind-controlling alien brain parasites? And she scared him a little even before they found out about the brain parasites, and then it just... he couldn't handle stuff the way she wanted him to, and neither of them really knew how to handle each other, and it got to be kind of a mess.
But he doesn't have to: he shows her Trouble's memory of the conversation, Trouble's resigned hypothetical fear at his new friend's avowed willingness to rid the world of pain even if not everyone would be okay without it. (Trouble is used to being in love with people who would do terrible things to him if they had a reason that looked good to them; Trouble is also in love with Ethan.)