Karaoke is a charming old Earth pastime in which music which normally has lyrics is played without them and supplying vocals is left as an exercise to the participant. Ivan was coaxed into going by a local handing out drink vouchers for the bar which offers the activity, and there he got slightly tipsy, sang the only three Barrayaran songs in the entire catalogue, made out with a somewhat drunker girl, got her number, and stumbled home while some Earthling was stumbling through interminable verses of some song. It has not been a bad evening.
"You're entirely welcome. I have sent Aunt Cordelia and Uncle Aral the awkward letter. They'll get it in a week and a half, ish."
"Well, I imagine Uncle Aral pacing a lot. Aunt Cordelia will probably be very Betan about it."
"...I'm not sure how else to summarize it. She's probably... got some businesslike attitude towards finding two unplanned clones of her child have been raised by a villain backed up by lots of cultural history, a pithy saying, and a very down-to-earth handbook entitled So Your Child Was Cloned Twice Without Your Knowledge?"
"Anyhow, turns out th'Captain is your captor's son. Weirdest thing. Squeaky clean far as I can tell though."
They're a quiet bunch, are these extra Vorkosigans. Mark just doesn't seem to leave their room at all, and Aaron is polite and friendly but not very talkative when he's out fetching food or other necessities. (He doesn't ask Ivan for anything.)
Ivan checks in on them once a day, usually in the late afternoon when he's done with work but hasn't gone out for the night yet. "Mark, why are you always cooped up in here?"
"Because I'm a terrifying abomination who shouldn't interact with people if I can avoid it," says Mark.
"Having not been warned of this supposed hazard I can't say it's obvious from here."
"May I ask what manner of warning sign exactly should be on the door? 'Do not enter, abomination' is non-specific."
"Eh," he says. "Hard to explain." He pauses consideringly for a moment, then—
"Extreme trouble relating to people, if I had to summarize," he says, in an unnervingly accurate imitation of Miles.
Ivan backs into the doorframe with a thump. "The fuck did you just do."