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In Paraasilan, Esmaar, a pair of roommates are about to break a rule that, compared to the one about running in the corridors or even the one about unlicensed teleportation, is there for a good reason.
In unison, they complete their shared spell.
Admin in Elcenia
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An apparently-human woman appears in the circle, positioned as though sitting in a chair. A split second afterward, before she has had time to fall, a chair appears to prevent that outcome.
She looks slightly perturbed.
She looks slightly perturbed.
The girls start chattering at each other in an unfamiliar language. They seem excited.
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The woman in the chair crosses her arms and observes this. She continues to look slightly perturbed.
Eventually the blonde girl fetches a book, looks something up in it, and makes a gesture and speaks more gibberish.
"Did that work?" her roommate asks the summonee.
"Did that work?" her roommate asks the summonee.
"Sorry, we'll send you back real soon," says the younger girl. "We just have to show you to Nemaar and then back you go."
Both girls blink. "What?" asks the blonde one.
"First of all how can you tell, second of all why would you have aesthetics about that, and third why did it seem relevant?" asks the blonde girl.
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"I am the administrator of an afterlife. I strongly dislike irretrievable destruction," she says. "If you do not return me immediately I will arrange for this world to connect to my domain so that I do not have to continue being surrounded by impermanent things."
"Um, well, we're planning to unsummon you in a few degrees," says Korulen. "...You can 'arrange' that from in there?"
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"Yes." She pauses, then adds, "I have now done it. I am still irritated, but less urgently."
"I suppose it's a good thing neither of us are religious," comments Korulen, looking kind of disturbed.
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The self-described administrator has no response to that, except to settle back in her chair and resume looking slightly perturbed.
Time elapses.
Eventually the younger girl leaves and comes back with a humanoid lion, who inspects the admin, knocks on the ward around the summoning circle, and shrugs. "Where'd the chair come from? That's not a school chair."
"I think she must've had it tucked or something," says the younger of the roommates. "It just appeared about when she did."
Eventually the younger girl leaves and comes back with a humanoid lion, who inspects the admin, knocks on the ward around the summoning circle, and shrugs. "Where'd the chair come from? That's not a school chair."
"I think she must've had it tucked or something," says the younger of the roommates. "It just appeared about when she did."
"What, like, anything?" asks the blonde girl.
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"There are currently limitations on the magical properties I could assign," she says. "It is inconvenient. Otherwise, yes."
"...what kind of limitations?" asks the blonde one.
(The lion boy leaves.)
(The lion boy leaves.)
"Yeah," says the blonde girl, "now we just oh no."
"What?" asks her roommate.
"Oh no oh no oh no -"
"What?"
"What?" asks her roommate.
"Oh no oh no oh no -"
"What?"
"You can't co-cast a reversal, I can't believe I forgot that, oh no," whimpers the elf.
"They're going to expel me," says the human, paling.
"They're going to expel me," says the human, paling.