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"Volcanic Range was where we, um. Popped that particular cherry," admits Hye-jin, whose ears are not outputting steam but are a bit pink.

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"You actually fucked in the dungeon! I fucking knew it! Hyung you owe me money for that—"

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"We did not, actually, ever bet on it."

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"We totally did! Like—we would've if—"

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...he clears his throat and scratches his cheek. "Anyway."

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"...should we be talking about, um..."

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"Hye-jin can take some embarrassment as penance."

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"I was the one telling them about it!"

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"I'm a little bit surprised you're not more embarrassed."

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"Of course I'm embarrassed but I'm also mad, so."

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"Besides, out of things to be embarrassed by, 'oh no I was exposed in my Adonis-like naked glory for the world to see after having had hours of sex with a gorgeous woman and helping her destroy a whole-ass named S-rank dungeon in the process and, by the way, my cock is huge' has got to be like top ten for the ego."

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...okay yes when he puts it like that but.

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Embarrassed giggling, while also hiding behind her hands.

"Don't love how weird people on the internet are being, not going to lie," she says, because, actually, being exposed on international television has major downsides and is not just a fun time even if you are very pretty. "Or on not the internet! Do you know how many people have asked to see my breasts, one guy asked me to sign them!"

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"Si-yeon that joke is not actually funny."

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"Come on, noona, have a little faith in me, I wasn't going to!"

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"No but I could hear it take form in your brain."

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"I think that noise was his stomach, actually."

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Okay he's going to start crying, that's what's happening right now, he supposes the entire whole point of the past several months has been an extended experiment in just how many times and in how many different ways the world can make Lee Tae-gun humiliate himself in front of people, especially but not exclusively by crying a lot in front of everyone who'll see it.

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"—hey, Tae-gun, no..."

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Wince.

"... am I allowed to hug you again, or are you still mad at me?" asks Hye-jin, gently.

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He sniffles deeply and shakes his head. "Just pretend it's not happening, I'm tired of acknowledging my emotions."

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"Holy shit Tae-gun that managed to be both incredibly concerning yet at the same time oddly self-aware somehow?"

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"'Incredibly concerning yet at the same time oddly self-aware somehow' is my nom de guerre."

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"Fancy Western words no one has any idea what they mean! Some things really don't change, do they, Tae-gun?"

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Gigglehiccup.

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