❄️sn0wpup: ok oppa <3

...Dojin knows E-seul is doing that just to mess with him, but Dojin can't immediately mute him because that would be discrimination against gender expression (even though E-seul is a guy, egg-cracking jokes notwithstanding). What he can do is say,

🚫do-not-jin: I don't remember consenting to you calling me that

🚫do-not-jin: please don't do things that make the newbie think things are acceptable that aren't
🚫do-not-jin: @Azkalita please don't follow E-seul's example

yoo-min-max: follow mine instead! ^_^

🚫do-not-jin: also no

🔨hold-it-together: He is only outnumbered because people with good sense do not post in this groupchat

❄️sn0wpup: kim min-yi-nim i must point out that you are in here on a semi-daily basis

🔨hold-it-together: Show me where I claimed that I am sensible please

No he does need to belabour this point actually.

🚫do-not-jin: discussion about culture aside I will in fact get fired if this chat goes sufficiently wild
🚫do-not-jin: like far be it from me to be a language prescriptivist
🚫do-not-jin: in my spare time
🚫do-not-jin: in here I am unfortunately an enforcer

User @youngwoo posts a sticker of a teddy bear reassuringly petting another, stressed-looking teddy bear.

taegun fan no. 1183: @youngwoo where do you find all of these adorable teddy bear stickers

🧋youngwoo: trade secret ^.~

❄️sn0wpup: sorry hyung. i will try to contain myself
❄️sn0wpup: until we can put together an after-dark groupchat

🚫do-not-jin: i am not moderating that for love nor money
🚫do-not-jin: i will however watch it be on fire and laugh from a distance

🍸nomu?: the kind of on fire that will be will be really
🍸nomu?: hot

🦔gangnag: 4/10, too obvious, needs more effort

🍸nomu?: hey, fuck you too, pal

MODERATOR ANNOUNCEMENT: Do not use profanities or insult your coworkers in chat.

🍸nomu?: does that mean I can insult him irl @do-not-jin

🚫do-no-jin: what you do elsewhere is not my problem stop asking me questions

That was fun but she cannot actually survive on Discord discord and weightlifting alone. What do people do for fun around here. She could go bother Minime about it, but she feels like she's been kind of a pathetic stray cat at him, and that's not really her preferred side of the equation.

...actually.

User @Azkalita sends user @youngwoo a carefully selected sticker of a red panda sitting on top of a bear's head.

He replies to it with a bear that looks bewildered but nevertheless happy, tilting its head with a :3 smile.

❤️‍🔥Azkalita: minime says you're cool so i thought i'd bother you for my personal enrichment until i'm officially signed and can bother gunbae for training instead

🧋youngwoo: you should never trust a word out of Yoo-min-sunbae's mouth
🧋youngwoo: he was right this time but in a broken clock way
🧋youngwoo: so, nice to meet you, hoobaenim! I'm Min Woo-young
🧋youngwoo: I'm also Tae-gun-sunbae's best friend (/smug) so if you partner with him we're gonna be seeing each other a lot

❤️‍🔥Azkalita: minime is like if a broken clock was right 100% of the time
❤️‍🔥Azkalita: you gotta check his work but you know he got it
❤️‍🔥Azkalita: anyway thank you my beloved sunbaenim i will ask you for all of the taegun cheat codes
❤️‍🔥Azkalita: is he weak against the wind element
❤️‍🔥Azkalita: do i need to keep my starting weapon to get past his final form
❤️‍🔥Azkalita: what are the true ending romance triggers
❤️‍🔥Azkalita: that sort of thing

🧋youngwoo: he is weak to Swagger, any weapon theoretically works with the right build but if you want the best chance to beat him you should grab this weapon and upgrade it to +13 at least, and the true ending romance triggers have yet to be discovered by the community even though the data miners know that the ending has been coded in
🧋youngwoo: respectively

❤️‍🔥Azkalita: singing white boy does not seem lightning-aligned, won't work with my build. salamat by the will of jesus christ i will persevere
❤️‍🔥Azkalita: confusion and getting him to self-KO does sound solid
❤️‍🔥Azkalita: wait i'm already basically doing that
❤️‍🔥Azkalita: i suddenly suspect you have spoken to your best friend

🧋youngwoo: gosh
🧋youngwoo: what gave me away?

❤️‍🔥Azkalita: technically you could have made the brilliant deduction that given literally everything about the way i interact with other humans i might end up in some friction with gunbae
❤️‍🔥Azkalita: also there were groupchat hypotheses to that effect
❤️‍🔥Azkalita: but hanlon's razor
❤️‍🔥Azkalita: wait
❤️‍🔥Azkalita: schrodinger's razor
❤️‍🔥Azkalita: pretend i said the right european ok

🧋youngwoo: pretentious europeans and their philosophical theories are a hunny gunny thing not a me thing
🧋youngwoo: anyway how's the partnership thing going?
🧋youngwoo: sunbae for his part really wants you to give up but is gonna give it an honest try if you don't
🧋youngwoo: maybe i shouldn't tell you this, whoops tee hee