Oct 20, 2019 3:20 PM
imrainai marries billionaire!lev because pauline has exactly one solution for every problem ever
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endowment-effect: I promise if I were bruce wayne I would not dress up in funny clothes to beat up clowns

endowment-effect: I would buy lots of malaria nets

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z: i mean beating up clowns is a legit hobby

z: you just gotta pay attention to diminishing returns 

z: on, like, the scale of clown violence

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endowment-effect: okay yeah first thing I would shoot joker, second thing I would buy malaria nets

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imrainai: you are all adorable nerds

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badbehaviour: gotta respect a guy who shoots the joker
badbehaviour: also
badbehaviour: dare i ask
badbehaviour: what... is an endowment effect
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endowment-effect: sorry I'm a psych nerd

endowment-effect: the endowment effect is the thing where people are willing to pay more to keep something they already own than to buy something they don't own

endowment-effect: my handles are usually random cognitive biases

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badbehaviour: that's adorable??? you're adorable
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endowment-effect: thanks

he types, like a normal person who has definitely received a normal number of compliments in his life.

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badbehaviour: :D
badbehaviour: imrainai why are all your friends the best and cutest
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imrainai: I have been blessed with both an excellent friend radar and impeccable taste <33

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z: you have WEIRD taste

z: but like that’s the best kind

z: ❤️

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imrainai: it has yet to provably steer me wrong

imrainai: and now I have a four-year-old to tuck in to bed so I will see you adorable nerds next week

imrainai: <3

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endowment-effect: I think she disagrees about whether it's bedtime

endowment-effect: my understanding is that she is a T Rex and T Rexes don't have bedtimes

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z: t-rexes have to sleep at night so they can catch their prey the next day

z: it’s just science

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imrainai: AND they have to deal with METEORS

It takes a good half hour for the imrainai-meteor to catch a giggling Zana and reveal itself to be an alien ship, which will carry the T Rex back to its homeworld if and only if the T Rex also brushes her teeth. It takes another half hour to tell her a story good enough that she agrees to go to sleep.

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Then she can go find Lev.

"So. Better or worse than expected?"

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"Okay, fine, I admit it is conceivably possible that there exist two people in the world who like me without gaining any financial benefit from doing so."

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"Yeah! Really incredible that I just happened to already know the only two, before I even met you. But I'm glad you had fun."

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"It's like badbehaviour said, all your friends are the best and cutest."

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"I curate them very carefully. Happens you fit right in with them."

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"Aw. You think I'm cute."

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"Well. You are. The council has spoken, and far be it for me to argue such an obviously correct declaration from them."

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"Nobody's ever thought I was cute before!"

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"That seems very improbable. Maybe they just didn't say anything."

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