"Not quite as nice a trick as it looks, huh? Yeah. That could be a problem. Somebody who can do what you did for me would still be better than nothing, but to really replace me, whoever went would have to know how to deal with complications."
"Well, there's not necessarily a reason it has to be exactly one person. A student will be much faster to get and much less expensive than a trained-light, even one who only has a class about wound evacuation under their belt and nothing else. We could find one of those who'll go for a couple of days within the angle, probably, if you can tell me a bit more about what they'll find there if they show up with themselves and a letter you write."
"Confused and mildly alarmed administrators," he says dryly. "What do you want to know? If anyone's going to attack them? No. If anyone's going to feed them? Yes. House them? They can stay in my apartment, it's not like I'll be using it."
"The language thing can be handled. There's such a thing as a universal translator in my world; I don't personally have one, but the hospital can probably scare one up, especially if I'm going to be gone for a while and especially if they get excited about lights. Sunlight, though... what kind of sunlight?"
"The sun here isn't the same as the sun at home. If what you need from the sun here isn't something the sun at home has, that could be a problem."
"Different functionality at home, different aesthetic," he says. "Different mechanism, too, I bet."
He accepts these instruments, thinks for a minute, and then starts writing. His handwriting is very neat, despite how fast he writes. At the end he signs it, then folds the page and addresses it to the head of his hospital's administrative staff.
"That should cover it. Lily's pretty adaptable for a bureaucrat."