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In Paraasilan, Esmaar, a pair of roommates are about to break a rule that, compared to the one about running in the corridors or even the one about unlicensed teleportation, is there for a good reason.
In unison, they complete their shared spell.
Joy in Elcenia
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joyfulnoise
"Almost all the people who live in Equestria are ponies. They're... ponies. They have four feet with hooves and ones who have horns are unicorns and ones who have wings are pegasi and ones who have neither are earth ponies and ones who have both are princesses. And they don't eat meat. Because they're ponies."
"Well, you can eat all the gemstones you want and there's plants to eat in the cafeteria too," says Keo, "while you're here. I'd put you in a dorm room but I'm not sure the students wouldn't consider you an odd curiosity and give you a lot of unwanted attention..."
joyfulnoise
"Oh, people do that all the time anyway, it's fine. Where would you put me that's not a dorm room?"
"I'm not sure, or I'd have skipped to suggesting it; you'd probably have the same issue in a hotel. If a dorm is fine that's certainly easier. Follow me?" Keo says. She looks over her shoulder at Saasnil. "You, I will deal with later."
"Yes Keo," squeaks Saasnil.
"Yes Keo," squeaks Saasnil.
joyfulnoise
Joy glances back doubtfully as he follows Keo. "I don't want anybody to get in a lot of trouble because of me..."
"You didn't do anything. They cast a spell well beyond their ability to responsibly handle and they're in trouble for that. While they work on being able to repair their mistake, the school is responsible for you."
"Is there anything else you're going to need besides gemstones and plant-based food and a place to be?"
joyfulnoise
"Not really... well, can you send a message back to Ponyville to let everypony know I'm okay? Otherwise they might worry."
"Yes, we can do that. We can even summon people from your world - with appropriate safeguards so they can go home again - if they want to visit you."
"Do you want to write the letter yourself?"
"I'll get you some paper and a pen, then." They reach the lift, and she opens the door and ushers him in.
"It's all right; like I said, the school's responsible for you."
joyfulnoise
"Well, yeah, but the school's made of people, and it's people who have to do stuff because I'm here and you're responsible for me, so..."
"You didn't decide to be here," Keo says. "That's why the school is responsible for you. If you had wandered into the front hall and started asking for things we'd be having a different conversation."
Keo directs the lift to a residence hall. Lurch goes the lift.
"Yep. Don't go into the stairs; they get people lost. The lifts will take you to anywhere in the school."
The lurching stops; the door opens on a different hall. Keo takes him to a room that looks like Korulen and Saasnil's, but less lived-in. "Does this look comfy?"