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We don't really date much on the island. It's more like...gang activity.
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Maybe he does! 

When Chen comes back he'll find them sitting close to one another but not touching in any way that couldn't be overlooked. 

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He drops his gear on his bed to deal with later and takes his jersey off almost as soon as he walks in the door. "You two seem happy." 

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Kaleva stares open-mouthed at Chen's bare chest, recontextualizes the fact that he keeps staring open-mouthed at Chen's bare chest, realizes that the emotion he is experiencing is not "admiration" but in fact "lust," wonders if he should stop staring at Chen because Sasha might be jealous, considers fleeing into the restroom, decides that that would probably be suspicious, and finally decides to slam his face into the math textbook, which is not very unsuspicious but is definitely the least overwhelming course of action.

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....that's very Kaleva but also, what. 

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Sasha's trying not to laugh. "Kaleva brought me kind of a lot of food," he says, because not explaining at all is probably a worse idea than giving an inadequate explanation. 

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"And then I met his roommate," Kaleva says to his math textbook. "His roommate is... a lot."

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"He's toned it down since I found you guys," which is true, Harry has. 

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Something about the tone of voice there seems off. "Should I be concerned?" 

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"I've got it handled but if that ever changes you'll know it." He's pretty sure they don't actually shank people here, and not just because they have actual knives, but given what Kaleva said earlier about men kissing Chen would probably still react more than is warranted and Sasha's not a fan of Harry but he doesn't really want him to get whatever-people-get-in-Auradon-instead-of-shanked. "Anyway, he won't touch the food — I know it's from you, Kaleva, but he'll parse it as a gift from Chen and he's got enough sense not to mess with that." 

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Kaleva lifts his head out of his math textbook and decides to just fix his gaze on one of the lamps. 

"Harry needs Remedial Goodness. Maybe Remedial Remedial Goodness. He would definitely use an amusement park to lure people into becoming donkeys and then he would torture the donkeys to death."

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"To my knowledge he has never lured anyone into an amusement park or turned anyone into a donkey.

Also, where is this coming from? He barely did anything." 

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Kaleva tries to telepathically send the message "I don't want to talk about why Harry sucks while Chen is in the room because I am a terrible liar and Chen is going to ask questions."

Unfortunately, Kaleva has the magical ability of a turnip, so this does not work. 

"I don't like people who would mess with your food. I got you the food so you wouldn't have to worry about going hungry, not so Harry could mess with it."

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"And he's not going to."

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"It's really great being friends with the two of you."

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"I'm glad we're helping." 

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Kaleva does one of those you-are-the-source-of-all-goodness-in-the-world smiles at Sasha.

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"Me too." He smiles back for a moment, then returns back to their textbook. "Anyways, Kaleva, you were saying?" 

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Math! Lots of math! Plausibly deniable cuddles!

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If Chen even notices the plausibly deniable cuddles, he doesn't react and he certainly doesn't say anything about it, but eventually it's going to be time for dinner and they'll have to separate anyway. 

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Kaleva spends all of dinner grinning at Sasha and complimenting him and doing plausibly deniable cuddles. It would be really terrible if anyone in Auradon had any idea what gayness was whatsoever.

He tosses and turns all night, his sex dreams having acquired a new specificity. 

The next morning he is literally twitching with anticipation. 

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All Chen says about it is a quick "Are you all right?" on their way to breakfast.

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"I'm fine! I think I'm going to have breakfast in my room actually! If you see Sasha tell him I'm in our room!"

His leg is shaking so quickly it is almost vibrating.

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O....kay. 

He does get a chance to tap Sasha on the shoulder and tell him where to find Kaleva, and the flavor of the way Sasha smiles and thanks him is not helping with how confused he is. 

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Kaleva is adorable and at some point they might need to talk about subtlety but this morning is not that point. This morning Sasha takes the food he's gotten up to that point and eats on the way back to Kaleva's dorm.

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Kaleva has too many feelings to eat breakfast. 

As soon as Sasha enters the dorm room Kaleva pounces on him and starts kissing him. 

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Someone's enthusiastic. 

"Good morning," he says the first time he comes up for air, and he pushes Kaleva backwards until the backs of his knees hit the bed and keeps pushing until Kaleva is on his back. 

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