"What? Don't answer that, explain later when we're in actual private." 

Two turns, one doorway, one public space, another hallway, and they're here. 

Inside!

"I don't know what needs to be explained about guys not kissing other guys! Have you ever seen two guys kissing?"

"........yes? Fairly frequently, actually." 

He sits down on the edge of Chen's bed. 

"Yeah, that doesn't... happen in Auradon."

That is a bizarre thing to have only be for villains, but he can't exactly say "well, banning anything fun does seem in-character" to Kaleva. 

"Huh," he says instead. "Why not?" 

"I'm not... actually... sure." Kaleva sits down on the couch and conspicuously leaves space next to him for Sasha to sit. "But if this were a thing that existed at all for people who aren't, you know, evil, surely someone would have... mentioned it. Honestly, they mentioned a ton of stuff that evil people do! If you had asked me before ten minutes ago I would have told you that it was just not a thing that happened."

There has to be some way to argue this that doesn't just boil down to "well, maybe being good is bullshit." 

"Well, they mentioned a bunch of things evil people do, and they never mentioned this. And there's no way you could cover everything anyone could possibly do, no matter how long you talked about it, and there's plenty of things that people do that you might not see them doing. How do you know this isn't just one of the things they didn't get to and you haven't seen personally yet?" 

"I know how relationships are supposed to work! You find your one true love, you sing to them, you kiss, optionally you defeat a dragon or something, you get married, you have sex, and then you have babies. But two men can't get married or have sex or have babies. We're not capable of doing most of the steps in the relationship."

Probably the best way to do this is to just ask lots of questions. "Why does that have to be how relationships work?" 

"I don't know! It just is! But I really really want to kiss you and I have never wanted to kiss anyone before!"

He could debate the "sex always comes after marriage" point, or the "there is exactly one path to a relationship and it includes babies" point, or the "I have never wanted to kiss anyone before" point. 

He opts instead to move into the space next to Kaleva and say "It is definitely possible for two men to have sex," because he's not that shy about his ulterior motives. 

Kaleva would argue with this but he is only a mortal person and Sasha's lips are literally right there. Probably "how can two men have sex if neither of them have vaginas?" can wait until after Kaleva has climbed into Sasha's lap and kissed him for, oh, two hours.

Well. That is, sort of, what he was aiming for. 

Sasha leans into him and pulls Kaleva's head into place by the hair and — he seemed to like the biting — presses his fingernails into the place where Kaleva's scalp meets the back of his neck. 

His hands find Sasha's hair again and he moans against Sasha's mouth. "Oh, Sasha--"

"Kaleva," and he pulls him closer by the waist, sets the glow of pride aside to examine later, "here, Kaleva, yes, like that —" 

"Sasha, Sasha, you're perfect, Sasha--"

Kaleva is still a pretty crappy kisser but he is a quick learner and extremely enthusiastic.

Sasha will just keep pulling him into place as often as he needs to. 

Kaleva liked the nails, liked the biting — Sasha breaks the kiss and pulls his head back by the hair and bites, lightly, on the hollow of his throat. 

Fortunately, Kaleva really likes being pulled into place!

And he really really likes being bitten.

He starts to grind unconsciously into Sasha's lap.

...yeah, alright, Sasha can spare a hand to unbutton Kaleva's pants. 

The angle's not really right for moving his hand much, but he keeps pressure there, lets Kaleva set the pace, keeps pulling Kaleva's hair and biting at Kaleva's neck, jaw, lower lip. 

"You should probably explain how sex between two men works before I get extremely extremely frustrated."

It's only 3:45, they've got time —

"It can work like this," kiss, "with you in my lap and my hands on you," kiss, "or I could lay you out and suck you off, or I could go down on my knees and you could fuck my face, or," he ducks down and bites Kaleva, not quite hard enough to leave a mark, "or there are — other things — but maybe not for your first time —" 

Hiss about being bitten.

"I think your explanation," kiss, "should assume I have less background knowledge," kiss, griiiinding into Sasha's lap, "because I don't actually know what 'suck you off' means."

Is that an invitation? That sounds like an invitation. 

Sasha turns Kaleva around and presses him backwards into the couch, kisses him one more time and sinks down to the floor and pulls his pants down. "How about," a kiss to Kaleva's hipbone, "I show you instead?" 

"I think hands-on demonstrations are an aid to learning!"

Some part of Kaleva is aware that he's going to have a crisis about this at some point, but that really seems like a problem for Future Kaleva to deal with. Present Kaleva is going to find out what 'suck you off' means and is extremely pleased to discover that it apparently involves his penis.

Sasha, meanwhile, is unaware of any impending crises. 

Once he gets Kaleva's cock out he looks up at Kaleva through his eyelashes, smiles as sweetly as he knows how, and sinks down.