"…don't kiss me?" 

Kaleva kisses him!

He is somewhat suspicious that this in fact counts as "asking to be kissed" and therefore makes you more on the evil side of things, but has not worked up the willpower to point this out to Chen. 

Mmmm. He's soft. Being kissed is nice. 

(He is also kind of suspicious that this counts as asking to be kissed but he's not dealing with that right now. He will deal with that later, when Kaleva isn't smiling at him like that.) 

Kaleva is also pretty suspicious that if he were a good friend and a good person who loves Chen, someone who was really trying to make Chen happy, then he would be encouraging Chen to be a good person, such as by not kissing him.

That would require so much willpower though. 

Kaleva stops kissing Chen and smiles goofily at him while looking into his eyes. "I'm going to take Sasha to the amusement park! You should come!"

"That does sound fun." Kissing Kaleva would be wrong, so he presses his face into Sasha's hair instead. 

"They don't have roller coasters in the Isle so we would get to take him on roller coasters for the FIRST TIME in his ENTIRE LIFE!"

"You're cute," Sasha says, without lifting his head or opening his eyes. 

"--Oh, shoot, sorry, I didn't mean to wake you up. Chen agrees with me that you should live with us though."

"I don't mind but you're sweet. I've been keeping most of my stuff here anyway, there's not much to move." 

He, meanwhile, has absolutely no qualms about kissing Chen wherever he can reach, which is mostly his neck and shoulders and collarbone. 

Tiny fluttery gasp. "We can do that this afternoon." 

Then, after a moment — "Don't kiss me," but he's still smiling, still relaxed. 

He doesn't stop for a couple more minutes, which isn't really enough to get Chen to do more than curl around him. 

Wow, he is in love with two very attractive people! It is really pretty mysterious why either of them wants to date him. (Is he dating Chen? The fact that their beds are pushed together implies yes but the fact that Kaleva was complicit in raping him implies no.) Kaleva pets Sasha's hair and contemplates theme parks.

"We should really go to breakfast," he says reluctantly. 

"I can't believe you'd make me go to Remedial Goodness when I just managed to get you all flustered," Sasha says, but he doesn't try to stop Chen from getting up. 

"I am always okay with you skipping Remedial Goodness."

"Tempting! But having Fairy Godmother paying more attention to what I'm doing with my time than usual is maybe not the best plan."

"Go to class," Chen says from the other side of the room. 

"Do I also have to go to class? I have so many teacher's pet points saved up and I want to use them all."

"I'm going to, so staying here won't get you anywhere, but I can't actually make you." 

"Fiiiiiiiine."

He is so happy.

Kaleva's so cute. 

Remedial Goodness is even more obnoxious than usual that day. 

"Today in Remedial Goodness we'll be talking about gender! Does anyone have any idea why gender is important? Sasha?"

He… doesn't. 

He takes a wild stab at "Because in Auradon people really care about getting married?" which is vague enough to be probably-true but not so vague that he sounds like he's evading the question. 

"That's close, Sasha, but in fact the differences between men and women affect every aspect of how we relate to each other!" She writes "DIFFERENT but EQUAL" on the chalkboard. "Can anyone give an example of how men and women are different?"

"Men have penises and women have vaginas!" Harry says helpfully. "With some exceptions."