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There is a forest that likes to pretend that it's ordinary. It isn't, it's quite bizarre. Every night, in fact, zombies and other horrible monsters swarm this place, looking for people to kill. Not that they've found anyone, the forest itself is quite empty of residents. But they search anyway, during the night, shambling and groaning and occasionally leaving body parts lying around. Those disappear pretty quickly, but it still happens. Then the day comes, and they depart to who knows where, swearing (if mindless monsters could think, or in fact swear to anything in particular) that they'l be back the next night. Repeat ad nauseum.
It's currently in the day portion of this cycle of directionless attempts at violence. Maybe this day will be different from all of the others.
But then, probably not, it's a very boring island without anyone here.
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"Ten blocks of wood are used to make a workbench."
The third tree also goes down! She now has thirty-three blocks of wood, and five acorns.
The third tree also goes down! She now has thirty-three blocks of wood, and five acorns.
"Hold the blocks of wood in your hand, then make a workbench."
Thirty-three of them, yep, can place them where ever she likes, yep -
Oh. There's a - a thing. Separate from the blocks of wood, inherent to her. She feels like she can make things. The things she can make with the materials she's got in her hands right now are: a number of wooden platforms, and a workbench.
Oh. There's a - a thing. Separate from the blocks of wood, inherent to her. She feels like she can make things. The things she can make with the materials she's got in her hands right now are: a number of wooden platforms, and a workbench.
There is no foreseeable process between A and B. She tries to make a work bench, and - now there is a tiny workbench in her hand along with the consolidated wood cube. She now has twenty-three blocks of wood, and a workbench.
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The next obvious step is to... put the workbench.
Now there is a workbench.
Now there is a workbench.
It is a workbench! It's an ordinary size for a table.
The whatever-it-is in her head telling her that she can craft things sort of. Expands. Or - no it doesn't, the 'she can craft' section is the same, but there's another section added, 'workbench can craft.' There's quite a few more things, here. Wooden tools, a door, a chair, a table, fences, a sign, a fishing pole. It seems sort of random.
The whatever-it-is in her head telling her that she can craft things sort of. Expands. Or - no it doesn't, the 'she can craft' section is the same, but there's another section added, 'workbench can craft.' There's quite a few more things, here. Wooden tools, a door, a chair, a table, fences, a sign, a fishing pole. It seems sort of random.
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"None of this crap would make a very good weapon," says Sable. "Unless wooden swords are unexpectedly great in this strange creepy cube world."
"Once you have a wooden sword, you might try to gather some gel from the slimes. Combine wood and gel to make a torch!"
"There are many monsters that roam the land. Most at night, but some, like slimes, are out and about during the day," informs the guide.
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"Oh. Great," says Sable. "I better keep clearing these trees, then."
Several trees later, she has a roughly cottage-sized space cleared out and more than enough wood to build a small cottage. She starts putting down walls. Building things in cube land sure is fast.
Several trees later, she has a roughly cottage-sized space cleared out and more than enough wood to build a small cottage. She starts putting down walls. Building things in cube land sure is fast.
It is! The place is convenient like that.
Partway through the cottage's construction, a slime hops into her groundsense radius. It is green, partially transparent, and looks like it's made out of some kind of spherical gelatin.
Partway through the cottage's construction, a slime hops into her groundsense radius. It is green, partially transparent, and looks like it's made out of some kind of spherical gelatin.
"Slimes come in many different sizes and colors. The most common are blue and green slimes. They are usually found on the surface. Other types can be found in other areas, depending on biome and distance above or below water level."
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"I'm going to take that as a yes," she sighs.
She makes a wooden sword. Except - "Is there a good reason why I need a wooden sword specifically for slimes?"
She makes a wooden sword. Except - "Is there a good reason why I need a wooden sword specifically for slimes?"
"There are lots of different kinds of weapons," he says, almost conversationally. "A wooden sword is often considered the most basic."
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"Ugh. Fine."
Sable collects the pack and puts it on, to have an easier time keeping track of her mysterious tools, and she picks up the wooden sword and goes and hits the slime with it.
Sable collects the pack and puts it on, to have an easier time keeping track of her mysterious tools, and she picks up the wooden sword and goes and hits the slime with it.
The slime is knocked back! It lands a few feet away, and scrunches itself a bit, like it's lost its temper. Scrunch scrunch scrunch - jump! It's method of attack is 'launch itself at Sable,' apparently.
It is not a very smart slime. It is whacked, and goes right back to trying to launch itself at Sable. This doesn't work particularly well for it, but apparently upon seeing a tactic fail hilariously it's method is to do it some more. It's a pretty one sided fight. To no one's surprise, the slime loses.
It sort of explodes, actually. But it leaves small mysterious items in its place, along with the mess. The mess that is partially on Sable.