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"Huh. ...anyway, I think we should go to Sunnydale as soon as we can, and not take extra vampire potty breaks, because I really don't want to deal with them getting loose and killing anyone. If you wanna see the cross thing we can duck into a Christian bookstore in Omaha or something."

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When I say I'm a demon I mean I can make a cross, unless it has to be manufactured by a true believer or something.

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"Ohhhh. Duh. OK. Yeah, I'll give you a fourth book title for a cross? And I think I still owe you number three."

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I'm not super itching for the title, and if you did happen to not pay up the gag is the first thing to break down. But you might not want to trust me on that. Anyway, accepted. He makes a little gold cross.

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Zana touches the cross to Imrainai's forehead, on the grounds that she doesn't know about the other vampires, but the real Imrainai would totally take an eensy little burn to prove the existence of magic to people. The site of contact starts smoking.

 

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Yikes. Okay.

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"One hundred percent certified no-longer-free-range evil. Annnd - man, I should be giving you good books. The best ones for learning about vampires are the slayer handbook, technically titled Vampyre, with a Y, and Lyman's A Primer on Unnatural Creatures."

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Cool. I'll stick it on my computer and have it do text to speech audiobook while we travel, shall I?

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"Yeah."

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Cam construes this as summoner permission and does the thing.

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Some hours past morning, a very unhappy vampire wakes up under a pile of blankets.

"...Zana? I've told you that you're very smart, right?"

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"Many times."

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Hmmm. They clearly haven't been handed over to the police or the council, and they haven't been killed, which means that Zana isn't planning to kill her. She peeks out from under her blanket and observes that the person driving the car looks like probably the demon that Zana summoned earlier.

"Zana, I'm sorry, I was really worried about you and I didn't know what else to do to get rid of the demon before it could hurt you. The last time you summoned something it nearly killed you."

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Cam sticks his computer in the cupholder where Suzanna and Imrainai can both see the display. I can't sign while I'm driving safely so this is how I'm talking now, he says, and the computer bleeps.

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"That's good? It would be really bad if you were signing and we crashed and Zana died. Very depressing ending to this whole adventure."

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I agree.

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"Anyone want to fill me in on where we're going, or is it very important that I be kept in suspense?"

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She suggested Sunnydale, California.

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"Ah. Naturally." 

Zana isn't really giving her anything, here. She could try pretending to be a responsible caregiver, but that seems unlikely to work, given what Zana's probably informed him of thus far. She's really very smart. Maybe she can go for honest villain, that's more useful than dishonest villain.

"So, who are we being kidnapped by, exactly?"

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My name's Cam.

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"Not a very demonic name, but I suppose we all have our faults."

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I can't say I expect vampires to be named Imrainai.

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"Well, if you pick a name people have heard of, you invite comparisons. If you don't, then if you succeed, you get to be the person people are compared to, and there's never any confusion about who they mean."

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I see.

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"Are you going to tell me what you want, Zana?"

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