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Thanks.

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"Feel like I'm getting the better end of these deals so far, honestly."

The nuns are, in fact, in their room. Zana closes herself in the room with them and comes back in a couple minutes to report.

"They don't know where the last two vampires are. They'd prefer to stake the ones we have, but they're willing to let us load them into one of the cars and take them before they call the police, if we really want to. ...I, uh, I don't really know how to drive. Because I'm twelve."

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I can drive.

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"OK. We should... probably go back to Sunnydale, there're still a couple useful people there she didn't kill. It's in California and we're in Iowa. We can load them into Imrainai's car, I guess."

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It's going to be crowded if she doesn't have a minivan.

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"Oh she kidnaps people all the time, she totally has a minivan. Turnabout's fair play or something."

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All right then. I can't readily carry people but would be happy to make you a handcart. Do you want me to hide or remove the wings?

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"That would make things much less weird if we get pulled over. Or have to stay at a motel. Or interact with society in any way."

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I figured. I'll hide them for now, it involves less blood. He adds a shirt and long leather coat to his ensemble.

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"Nice. Uh, I'm Zana, by the way. I'll give you a third book title for a handcart."

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I'm - He spells: Cam. He makes a handcart.

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"Cool. Cam. I hope you know you've given me unrealistic standards for any and all other demons I might ever have to summon."

She wheels the vampires to the minivan. They're still unconscious and it's still dark, so this takes more effort than ingenuity. She retrieves the keys from Imrainai's pocket, goes back to toss some really old books and some notebooks and some clothes and some snacks and the money on top of the fridge and her toothbrush and the Wii and Imrainai's laptop in a suitcase, and then she's packed.

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You should really be more careful if you have to summon more. I can give you a circle that will just get you me under some more sensible set of bindings, he offers.

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"I guess that would be good to have. And I'm not planning to summon more! Summoning demons is really dangerous and I'm a careful person! Up until the point where my aunt turns into a murderous demon and locks me in a convent and starts sacrificing babies to dark powers, I guess then I get less careful."

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Yes, that makes sense. We're driving these people all the way to California from Iowa? I sure hope vampires don't need bathroom breaks.

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"Not unless they eat stuff."

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I sure hope they don't need to eat stuff, then. Does drinking blood count as eating stuff?

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"Nah, that's this whole mystical thing, it gets absorbed. They don't need to eat people food but Imrainai keeps doing it anyway."

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Do you suppose she'll confirm that when she wakes up? Since I still haven't seen any magic I didn't do myself, and all.

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"Hmm. Well she did try to shoot you, so she can't go too hard on me being totally delusional? But she will probably go as hard on me being delusional as she thinks she can get away with. I guess she can't go out in sunlight without burning up, that's a thing."

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Garlic? Crosses? Running water? Compulsively counting spilled rice?

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"Oh, right, crosses. One minute rundown on vampires: you kill them with fire, wooden stakes through the heart, beheading, or sunlight. Crosses and holy water and certain Catholic relic thingies burn them. Garlic flowers repel them but the bulbs are useless, and honestly the flowers don't pack very much punch anyway. They can't enter houses without being invited in, but once you invite them in they can't be uninvited without this whole disinvitation spell thing. They don't need to breathe or eat. They do need to sleep. They make more vampires by drinking someone's blood and making someone drink their blood before they die. And they're evil soulless versions of the people they used to be - like, you lose your soul and you get a demon in its place, and the demon likes cruelty and mayhem and generally being villainous. I'd show you the cross thing but I don't have any on hand anymore, they got rid of them all."

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I continue to be a demon.

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"I don't super know what's up with you. I don't think all demons are evil, Imrainai knew some who were OK before she died. But vampires are really terrible. They're not all as terrible as Imrainai is, but they're not... good."

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I mean, I don't think my particular Hell normally has contact with this Earth, I would have heard about it. My kind of demon vary like humans, pretty much.

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