Leave work. Walk down street. See guy twice your size hassling lady. Pick fight with guy twice your size. Dodge. Flip guy over head. Knock guy unconscious. Check guy's pockets, because you're only human, okay? Be seen by police. Run from police. Climb onto a dumpster and jump onto a fire escape and run up while police yell and point guns. Climb through window at top of fire escape into house.
Okay, so far so normal.
Exit bedroom, find bar.
Sit down at bar. Acquire mojito by talking to nobody.
Today sure is a day.