"I made Clarabella's Boots! They allow her to Teleport a Thousand Miles in an Instant."

Clarabella lifts each of her four legs in turn, and shows off her yellow leather boots. 

"They are Very Nice for Shopping"

"Wonderful. Boots for teleporting are one of the best possible magic items there can be. I don't suppose I could purchase some for things other than your Molthune Badger?"

"Gold and Jewels always Spend, here as well as at Home! These boots are Difficult to Make! I can Teleport myself but My Lieutenant needs to be able to Run Errands. I am sure You Have the Same Problem with your Pig."

"Oh, yes, I have to employ humans for that and they tend to lie and steal from me. She's brighter than she used to be thanks to some special medicine but not, I think, quite on your friend's level. She can't talk, after all. I'm a bit jealous. I do have some gold. Also a lot of drugs, weapons, and that sort of equipment."

She doesn't roll her eyes only because she doesn't have them. The Pig Man doesn't even have a Talking Pig. 

"As an Undying, We cannot do Drugs! But I have a Spell for it! We should get Down to Business! What is the most powerful Petard you could Obtain?"

"Oh-ho, that would be, depending on perspective and what precisely constitutes a 'petard'... And whether I think I can sell some of the really dangerous pieces without it causing too much trouble. Bastion doesn't like things that can kill their ships being bought and sold, you know? If you're looking for something to kill armored vehicles with, I have some K-B-67 rocket pods. They're designed to explode in such a way as to create a jet of molten metal, penetrating most armor and igniting the juicy innards. They have wire guidance and heat-seeking functionality and a range of up to eight miles, but rockets are possible to shoot down sometimes. If you're looking for a very large stationary bomb we can rig something up with, oh, five or six tons of ammonium-nitrate-oil? That would make a most impressive explosion. If you're looking for a cannon your best bet would be the A-K-493, a auto-cannon that fires a 50mm shell filled with explosives at ninety shells per minute. Complete with turret mechanism it weighs four tons, and the ammunition is heavy as well."

"Armored constructs do not Find much Favor at Home, but your Auto Cannon may be Very useful in dealing with Pesky Adventurers!"