“Got it! And uh, are there any things that’d be particularly meat dense that’d be good to get you then? I’ve never had meat-“

Well technically-

Even if continuity of identity wasn't a total spook, it's still not that much of a stretch to consider the entity we have a few decade old memories of being a different person.

"At not within the past like decade, so I wouldn't know about foods containing if that makes sense?"

Eva's eyebrows jump.

"Oh, you're a vegetarian? Sorry, then I shouldn't really ask you to get meat for me, that feels like I'm going against your ethics. I do miss it but I do feel like it's probably better ethically to not. Could you maybe try and get me a falafel burrito then? I haven't had falafel in a long while." 

Ethics? Pfftt, as if we have any of those.

Hey! you shouldn't laugh at her for being nice and expressing concern!

I wasn't laughing at her being nice, I was laughing at the idea of us being in anyway ethical.

Doesn't matter, you still shouldn't be laughing.

Fine, I won't do it again.

Good.

"I am, but don't be sorry! It's not really like an ethics thing for me, nowadays it's just because my brain is very picky about what food it's okay with eating and meat grosses me out, but that's not like a legitimate to not get a friend food she's looking for, really?"

Wait did we just call her a friend?

"SorryifitwaspresumptuousofmetocallyouafriendImeanIwouldlikeustobefriendsbutIwouldn'twanttopressureyouoranything!"

[author's note : she said ""Sorry if it was presumptuous of me to call you a friend I mean I would like us to be friends but I wouldn't want to pressure you or anything!"]

Oh, this girl is a mess. 

A really cute mess.

It makes her want to mess her up a little. 

Down, girl. 

You can see it, can't you? The poor thing has the most obvious crush on you in existence. Just kiss her already. 

Fine, fine, but she'll ask like a gentleman lady. 

"Actually I was wondering if it would be okay to kiss you."

"I would like it very much if you did!"

Well, then. She'll lean in gently and press her lips to Phee's.