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petal_picrew
Hasagi Choryon
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nandwich
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You've got your Gray Maidens in full-face helmets? That's literally the first entry on

The Top 100 Things I'd Do
If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord

Copyright 1996-1997 by Peter Anspach. If you enjoy it, feel free to pass it along or post it anywhere, provided that (1) it is not altered in any way, and (2) this copyright notice is attached.

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Ileosa_Arabasti_2
Queen Ileosa Arabasti
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nandwich
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Break your left-hand little finger.

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petal_picrew
Hasagi Choryon
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We haven't established that you can cast geas yet.

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Ileosa_Arabasti_2
Queen Ileosa Arabasti
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I'm establishing it right now. 

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petal_picrew
Hasagi Choryon
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Ileosa, come on.

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Ileosa_zoom
Queen Ileosa Arabasti
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Left-hand little finger. 

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petal_picrew
Hasagi Choryon
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nandwich
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...

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petal_picrew
Hasagi Choryon
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nandwich
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Ow.

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Ileosa_Arabasti_2
Queen Ileosa Arabasti
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nandwich
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Ring finger.

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petal_picrew
Hasagi Choryon
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nandwich
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I use a two-handed weapon.

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Ileosa_Arabasti_2
Queen Ileosa Arabasti
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nandwich
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Ring finger.

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petal_picrew
Hasagi Choryon
first-through-the-door
nandwich
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Ow.

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Ileosa_Arabasti_2
Queen Ileosa Arabasti
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nandwich
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Middle finger.

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petal_picrew
Hasagi Choryon
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nandwich
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I wasn't trying to hurt you!

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Ileosa_grimace
Queen Ileosa Arabasti
Crown-of-Fangs
nandwich
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Middle finger.

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petal_picrew
Hasagi Choryon
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nandwich
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I don't suppose this is where you plan to let me stop?

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Ileosa_zoom
Queen Ileosa Arabasti
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nandwich
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Index finger.

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petal_picrew
Hasagi Choryon
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nandwich
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Some Chelish people cultivate the virtue of wrath, because they want people to walk on eggshells around them.

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Ileosa_grimace
Queen Ileosa Arabasti
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nandwich
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Index finger and thumb.

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Ileosa_winning
Queen Ileosa Arabasti
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nandwich
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Don't leave the castle. Don't be seen. Don't alert your allies. 

Don't heal your hand until I give you permission.

You're dismissed. 

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petal_picrew
Hasagi Choryon
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nandwich
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Is this the end of the thread?

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Ileosa_grimace
Queen Ileosa Arabasti
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nandwich
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I think it is.

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petal_picrew
Hasagi Choryon
first-through-the-door
nandwich
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I'll see you later, then. 

Take care.

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suspended_in_a_sunbeam_2
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suspended_in_a_sunbeam_2
nandwich
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Um, no.

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suspended_in_a_sunbeam_2
nandwich
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I'm not ending the thread here at sixty-five?? That's not your call to make! 

Even Sword Art Online made it past Floor 70!

The two of you need to get back in here and figure this out.

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