Sep 28, 2020 4:13 AM
Vorkositwins and Teen Wolf cast in Animorphs
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"It's cheaper than living in San Francisco!"

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"David, leave him alone." 

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"I'm not doing anything wrong. We're just talking about his life. I'm being empathetic and sociable. Am I using those right?" 

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"Close enough. Merry, which of us would you say is most attractive to gay guys? We have a running bet." 

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"I think I'm going to experience something intellectually stimulating." 

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She heads to a crowded table, where she talks with a girl who seems none too happy to see her. 

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"It's not really a bet. Danny doesn't understand the value of money, and Stiles could never admit that I'm more dashing then he is."

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"Please, like it's even a contest. Well, Merry?" 

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"Now, wait, is this question being asked under the assumption that I myself am gay, or do you just want my best guess about the average opinion?"

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"We would never assume. Your best guess works." 

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"Yeah, he could be bi." 

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"Davie, not everyone is bi, you've just met a skewed sample."

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"Dare I ask how this competition came about?"

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"Oh come on, don't tell the story-"

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"So there I was, an innocent boy of ten, just enjoying a sip of cool lemonade, when who should walk by but Stiles. Now, the thing about Stiles at age ten, is that he was very short for his age, and really liked to bite his enemies. His enemies: everyone." 

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"Don't leave out the counselor." 

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"The counselor is not part of this story! Also, c'mon, this is totally unfair. You can't just befriend a guy and pull this." 

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"So there I am, not doing anything, when this kid comes up to me. He's all nervous energy and jerky movements, and I'm thinking, is this kid on drugs? I don't know what drugs are, exactly, I'm ten, but I've heard of them. That's the kind of thing people wonder about kids like Stiles. He was off his meds, actually. So then he says, 'You're pretty.' And I'm thinking, okay, yeah, sure. But then he hands me this poem or something. For Callie. So I ask him why I'm supposed to re-enact Cyrano for some clown I don't know."

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"Some clown, huh?"

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"Relax."

He puts his hand on Stiles' shoulder.

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"So, so I read her the poem, and she calls me 'sweet' and pours her lemonade on me, and of course Stiles planned the whole thing, because he's laughing when I walk back. Then I dumped my lemonade on him."

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"À la fin de l'envoi, je touche," murmurs Merry. "Go on. How'd you get from there to bets about how attractive you are to gay men?"

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"I dumped my lemonade on him, and so our parents decided that we just had to work out our differences. We grew closer. Danny- that was my best friend Danny, back then, the three of us hung out a lot. And when Danny was exploring his burgeoning sexuality, he decided he just had to kiss one of his friends to make sure he was gay, before trying anyone he actually liked."

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"That sounds awkward."

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"Wouldn't have been if he picked the right one."

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