At least there's always Milliways.
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"It's just like magic, you study a lot and carefully and precisely exert your will on the world. What's the voice thing?"

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Vampires can make people forget things, or scare them, or do things, by telling them to sometimes.

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"So that is true, I wasn't sure. A book mentioned it but then a vampire told me the book was wrong about some other things so I wasn't sure if it was trustworthy."

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The fluffy cat nods.

Maybe you can make some of my favorite stuff not breakable?

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"I can do that! That's my job, actually, but I'll do one thing free if you'd like. What would you like warded?"

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The cat zooms off somewhere and soon returns with a slightly tattered picture in a frame. A smiling family of five humans in front of a - restauraunt?

I'm the littlest one.

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Oh. Well, it's not going to get any more tattered now.

"The frame too or just the picture?"

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Just the picture is fine. Thank you. The writing is slightly shaky.

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"There you go, it'll outlast your planet now. If you want anything else done it'll be... do you use the US dollar?"

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Not anymore. Mostly we use food or bullets or batteries now.

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"I guess that makes sense. I'm sorry about your world."

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It's okay. It's sad, but sad things happen. You didn't make the Bug.

Bye.

The cat picks up her picture frame and walks out to the Milliways backyard.

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"How do you cope with people coming in like that and not being able to help them?" he asks Bar.

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I help those who need it most and who I can help. When I cannot, as with Ms. Jo, it is best to simply move on.

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"At least you're a morality person. That's probably good for a lot of people."

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Bar has no response to this.

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He orders some Hylian-style food so he can sulk in luxury and comfort.

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Honey-glazed herb-roasted vegetables and salted and spiced meat and creamy mushroom soup. 33 rings.

Another bar patron in a worn-looking trenchcoat approaches Bar for another beer and glances at him, then shrugs and goes back to his booth.

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He finishes his food and gets a new sign. No mention of gender on this one, he'd rather find out how people read him now.

And here he is ready for trenchcoat guy or anyone else to come do business with.

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Business is slow today. Trenchcoat guy decides he wants his coat and gun durable-ized and Bar converts some bottle caps to rings for him. A couple hours later, someone with bright blue hair offers to trade a firestarting charm for protecting her fancy staff.

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"How does the charm work? Does the staff have any unusual functions that I shouldn't interfere with, like turning ice cold?"

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"You put the charm into flammable material and speak the command word and it will release heat and sparks to start a fire. Leave it in the fire and it will absorb heat and recharge. The staff is a magical focus. It can't resist mana flow, but other than that it should be fine."

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He asks Bar how much of blue-haired-lady's currency is worth about his usual Milliways price.

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3 quarens would cover it.

"But I don't want to give you quarens. I'm saving up for a broom. You don't want the charm?"

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"I probably do want it. Bar, if I went to her world, how much would I expect to pay for a charm like that?"

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