"A whole host of creatively bad things! But, yeah, there's always people striving to go good, too."

Zerri exhales and settles her shoulders. "Yeah. They can be hard to find, but they're there." She glances around the room at the two members of her crew who are in it.

"My team usually manages. Sometimes despite themselves, we have a few... characters. I got lucky with them."

Zerri glances more deliberately at Khelresse. "That sounds about right."

"Yeah." Small laugh. "The monk once launched himself out of a catapult. We had to go rescue him from the jungle."

Zerri laughs. "What was he even trying to do?"

"Fly, apparently. And he thought it'd cut down on walking back to the ship, but he overshot."

"I mean, I guess he did, technically, fly? Still a bad idea though." 

"I'm also pretty sure there are spells that're safer than catapults!"

"Oh, yeah, that too.

And you can just walk."

"He was never too fond of that, but yeah."

"Ahh, the dangers of trying to avoid doing something."

"People can get astoundingly creative when they're being lazy."

"Yep. And then six hours later, you're bruised and banged up, are only half way to solving your problem, and you realise it would have only taken you an hour to do it the normal way.

...not that I'm speaking from experience or anything."

Muffled snicker.

"Pro tip: Don't tie a bunch of herdbeasts together, so you can 'lead them all at once,' unless you particularly like being dragged across a field, and having to spend the rest ofthe day catching them."

"That sounds like something our bard would do, more than something the monk would do. Probably with the benefit of speaking with animals, and attempting to get them to stampede so it's 'faster.'"

"Oh no. I mean, being able to speak with the would have helped? But somehow I think being able to speak with them just increases the ways you could get in trouble."

"I'd say. The number of times she's talked some dino into doing something wild..."

"'Wild' as in 'like the wild animal it is' or 'wild' as in 'crazy'?"

" - Crazy, wow I somehow forgot that had two meanings."

"Ehh, I guessed it was probably the second thing. Not sure how much convincing wild animals really need to act like wild animals.

Though convincing dinosaurs to do anything sounds dangerous. Potentially the fun kind of dangerous, but still."

"She once rode a dinosaur in a no-holds-barred race, which she wasn't supposed to be in in the first place. Still somehow won, without any major injuries even."

"That's pretty impressive, not going to lie."

"They're kinda an impressive group."