secondchance
"I don't recognize most of it so I don't know either." He goes by what smells good.
secondchance
"I'm just worried that if I try to walk around in robes they'll trip me, I'm not used to them."
secondchance
"Maybe I should just make a walking chair golem or something. Wouldn't need wheel-friendly terrain. Golems are also slow, though."
secondchance
"Humans keep their hair all kinds of lengths. In a lot of cultures it's a gender marker, short hair's masculine."
secondchance
"Are people going to be horrified if I'm still here in a few months and want a haircut? ...Am I going to have to learn how to give myself haircuts?"
secondchance
"Yeah, we can't see the backs of our heads, it'd be hard to get it all even."
secondchance
"Grand. Man, and a haircutting golem would have to be really complicated."