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Jun 18, 2019 12:54 AM
Gabe is the Erogamer
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"Fair enough, Erogame."

Damn, this is a really hot couple. Somehow he should've been surprised.

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He goes to show the pictures to Gabe.

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Gabe approves! "Are you sure you don't want some help with that?"

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"Lacy didn't sound that comfortable with the notion."

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"Oooh, I know what it is. You're supposed to have sex with both. At the same time. I can see how that would make things awkward."

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"That makes sense, huh."

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"It's weird being more knowledgeable than you, but trust me. This is my zone."

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"Yes, you're the black-belt master and I am a mere apprentice. Anyway, we could ask the guys for places where we can buy phones on the cheap."

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"I don't think your quest is supposed to involve prostitution. I mean, not the typical kind. I think it's supposed to be, something like fucking the store owner in exchange."

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"I... really don't see the difference."

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"What sounds more erotic? Dude buys phone with money - ignore where the money came from - or dude charms his way into getting a phone by seducing the pants out of a store owner?"

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Your demonstrated understanding of how the ero world around you now functions has increased your ERO by 1!
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Gabe bows like he just received a standing ovation.

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"Okay... fair enough. So I will in fact trade sex for goods and services. Without the in between step of money." Henry thinks. "Should I go to a cheap store or a fancier store then?"

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"Fancier, because it's hotter."

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"Hotter in what sense? I mean, is the game supposed to be you-you hot? Like, am I supposed to beg...?"

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"Nah. I mean, I wouldn't find it hot if you had to beg. If you have a kink for cheap stores I will be fully supportive of your life choices."

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Snort. "I don't have that kink. I am trying to get this game... I would be more afraid of being kicked out of a fancier store, but I don't think anything truly bad would come of it even before the Erogame? And I guess a fancier store owner is more likely to have spare stuff to throw our way."

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"Great, I will ask around for directions and maybe a ride then."

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"Fancy place for phones? You're gonna buy that with what money?" snorts Xander, but Alex elbows him hard. "Ow! What was that for?"

"That's insensitive," he says.

"I expect you've considered the Apple store down sixth?" Carl asks. There is no Apple store down sixth, as far as Gabe knows.

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How mysterious. "Thanks, Carl!" Gabe says ignoring Xander and reporting this to Henry.

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Henry doesn't remember that store either, but he doesn't pay attention to fancy stores.

Well, as long nothing stops them from actually going there, Henry will wear one of the few him-sized shirts that Gabe can't wear, but is not terrible-looking on Henry himself.

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...have people walking down the street always used to dress so... provocatively? Like that girl with a skirt so short it's almost not there, or the guy wearing leather shorts and a vest with no shirt under, or that person of indeterminate gender wearing a binder and shorts going only slightly past their ass cheeks.

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Gabe would have noticed if this was normal.

Though maybe this is simply because they haven't been exploring this neighborhood as much? Who knows? Gabe is not complaining! He winks at leather shorts.

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