Today is a fairly ordinary day.
Naomi has no particular reason to notice this, which is a pity, because in five seconds she'll never be able to say it with a straight face again.
Pink-violet text appears in front of her.
LVL: 1 (0/200)
BOD: 24 (+)
LST: 23 (+)
SED: 25 (+)
FUK: 18 (+)
PRV: 39 (+)
ERO: 10 (+)
Stat Points: 5
Description: Naomi Engel is an aspiring calligrapher currently in her first year of college, studying art and design. Practical and charismatic, she has a wide range of possible life plans from 'marry rich' to 'find work as a web designer'... but given that she spends her free time masturbating to the nastiest available rape porn, she is perhaps the single person in the world most qualified to take up the mantle of the Erogamer, a path she is likely to find both more fulfilling and more lucrative than anything the mundane world could have offered.
Erogamer's Body (Lvl MAX): The biological ability to live your life as an erogame. Venereal disease doesn't exist for you, or periods or pregnancies or yeast infections. Arbitrarily large appendages can fit inside any of your orifices. You heal from all marks with a good night's sleep, ready for the next day's adventures. Other aspects of this skill depend on the BOD stat.
Erogamer's Soul (Lvl MAX): The expression of your fundamental nature to live your life as an erogame. Another player, a different kind of player, might have needed to be given an Erogamer's Mind to unlock their potential and allow them to play the game as it is meant to be played; your Erogamer's Soul was yours before the game ever got involved.
Erogamer's World (Lvl MAX): The consent of reality to live your life as an erogame. People are never too preoccupied to consider sex or romance, not while you're around. Bystanders won't ignore what you do, but they're unlikely to actually stop you. Those who do decide to involve themselves are drawn into the logic of the Erogame. If you go far enough that an authority sees no choice but to intervene… they won't treat you as a simple criminal. Other aspects of this skill depend on the ERO stat.
Everything Is Better With Ero: On every quest and every path you walk, taking the option that turns you on more will never lead to worse results in the long run than taking the option that seems safe, sensible, and practical. This perk does not operate by reducing the rewards of safe, sensible, practical-seeming paths.
Info // Character Stats:
LVL / Level: The quantified totality of your potency as an erogame character. The effect of this characteristic goes beyond just the 5 extra stat points you get per level, and the additional perk point you receive every 5th level.
BOD / Body: Your physical attractiveness. At higher levels, your body becomes able to enact more exotic erogame events.
LST / Lust: The intensity of your sexual urges, or lack thereof. How easy it is to turn your keyhole.
SED / Seduction: Your ability to seduce others, to pique their interest and arouse their desire.
FUK / Fucking: Your ability to perform in bed and give others pleasure… or other sensations.
PRV / Perversion: Your descent into the world of naughtiness, fetish, deviance, and corruption.
ERO / Erogame Logic: The extent to which the world will bend---or can be bent by you---to create romantic and sexual situations in defiance of probability. Or at higher levels, physics.
DOM / Dominant Energy: Based off SED and FUK, fueling skills that invoke your dominance, sadism, or mastery.
SUB / Submissive Energy: Based off LST and PRV, fueling skills that invoke your submission, masochism, or service.
Info // Character Stats // Level:
At LVL 1, and 0% progress toward the next level, you're as pathetic as you'll ever be.
You can increase your level by completing the quests the Erogame offers you, or by causing romantic and sexual events to happen to you or around you. The more difficult the challenge, the greater the rewards.
Info // Character Stats // Body:
At a BOD of 24, you're the prettiest girl in the room unless the room is hosting a mixer for a modeling agency.
You can increase this stat through exhibitionism, and other acts that invoke the pure beauty and power of your feminine form.
Info // Character Stats // Lust:
A LST of 23 puts you on the high end of the normal human libido range. You are unusually sensual and hedonistic for a person in your demographic, an impressive feat considering that your demographic is 'American college freshman'.
You gain in this stat while experiencing sexual urges that are unusually intense or that go on unusually long.
Info // Character Stats // Seduction:
With a SED of 25, your sexual charisma is on its way to professional levels.
You can increase this stat by arousing the romantic interest or sexual desire of others, and successfully pursuing them or being caught.
Info // Character Stats // Fucking:
Your FUK of 18 represents the cheerful sincerity of an eager amateur who learns fast and isn't afraid to get her hands dirty.
How do you increase this stat? Take a fucking guess.
Info // Character Stats // Perversion:
Your PRV stands at 39, truly impressive for a starting stat. Some might say frighteningly impressive. The porn you get off to and the kinks you fantasize about are enough to put you in the top percentile of human sexual deviance.
You can increase this stat by looking for opportunities to get even kinkier. There has to be one around here somewhere. Probably.
Info // Character Stats // Erogame Logic:
At an ERO of 10, your life has become an erogame taking place in a mostly realistic setting. What happens to you might seem unlikely to others, but it won't break their belief in a sane universe… yet. Witnesses will reach for explanations other than the Erogame, but they'll still notice the unusual events.
If you keep pushing probability to its limits, then probability will learn to be a bit more flexible down there, relax and take it in and not protest so much.
Info // Character Stats // Dominant and Submissive Energy:
If this were a different game, you'd have mana and hit points.
And they'd refill just from you sitting around on your ass doing nothing.