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Jul 21, 2019 5:04 PM
Naomi is the Erogamer
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"Sort of reminds me of a hotel my family stayed in once--my sister was incredibly sleep-deprived when we arrived and she commented to the guy who was showing us to our room that the tiny shampoo bottles were pretty and he ended up getting her a basket full of them."

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"Oh that's the cutest thing."

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"Yes!!"

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"And the bottles were really pretty!"

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"Well, naturally. If your sister's anything like you she probably has excellent taste in pretty things."

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"I am definitely the more prettiness-oriented sister but her taste isn't bad."

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"I'm trying to think of something smug to say about how I have noticed you being oriented toward prettiness, because you are on a date with me and I am very pretty, but my wit is failing me. Tragic."

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"Oh, I don't think I'm oriented towards anything, that would imply I was oriented away from things, and I'm pansexual. But yes, you are very very pretty."

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"I think you were stuck with implied directionality from the moment you used the word 'oriented'. It's kind of in the name. But you can definitely be oriented toward certain things without being oriented away from anything. You'd just need to be, like, omnidirectional. The girl with a thousand faces. Wow, this conversation just got unexpectedly eldritch."

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"I wouldn't necessarily mind being eldritch. I suppose it would depend on what kind of eldritch."

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"An intriguing assertion. What's your preferred flavour?"

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"Something that's like humans, but...more. More senses, more limbs, more capacity to experience. But still able to comprehend and interact with humanity."

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"That's a pretty nice flavour!"

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She winks at her. "I think I've been established to have good taste."

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"It's true, you have."

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"Maybe you're secretly eldritch and that explains how pretty you are."

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"I can take no credit for my beautiful face."

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"None? You have no black magic makeup tips to share?"

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"No black magic on the first date! It's a rule. That I just made up. Also I don't know any black magic."

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"If I ever learn any, I promise you'll find out or at least benefit from it."

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"Oooooh. Benefit directly, or...indirectly?"

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"Could be either!"

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"I admit, I'm having a hard time imagining you prettier than you are now."

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