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Naomi is the Erogamer
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"Nice sign," she says, nodding at it.

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"The color's a little gaudy, but I like it," Emily nods. 

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"Let's go be the most adorable first date they've ever seen!"

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"I accept your challenge," she says, and pecks her on the cheek.

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Naomi beams, adorably, and leads the way into the restaurant.

"Oh, by the way - I can pay my own share if you don't want to feel like I'm taking advantage of you for your money, but also, if you don't care I will happily take advantage of you for your money."

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"I don't mind being taken advantage of," she says cheerfully. 

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"Oh good."

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Eeeeeeee the time for adorable kisses is now. 

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Why yes, it is that time! How did she know?

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She knew because Naomi was being extremely adorable. 

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Oh. Well. Fair.

Anyway they can like sit down or something probably. Once they have had their adorable kisses.

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Emily will adorably put her hand over Naomi's and smile at her like in all those cheesy date scenes in movies. 

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Eeeeeeee.

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Emily opens her menu with her other hand. "Sure is a lot of stuff 'Alla Puttanesca,' appropriately enough," she comments after skimming the document. "I wonder if they know what it means."

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"It seems implausible that they wouldn't!"

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"True. It's probably reached the realms of irrelevant etymology at this point, though. ...Wow, they have a kosher section of the menu? I've never seen an Italian restaurant do that before."

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"Huh, me neither."

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"Yeah..." Kind of implausibly convenient. Did this restaurant exist yesterday? It better have. Reality getting shuffled around for her convenience is an uncomfortable prospect.

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A waiter comes over and asks for their orders. Emily selects a cheese tortellini thing while gazing adorably at Naomi. 

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Naomi goes for spaghetti alla puttanesca because really how could you not.

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The waiter smiles at them and takes their menus. 

A few minutes later he comes back with glasses of water and a slender vase with a single rose sticking out of it. 

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Awwwwwwwwww.

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"I'm definitely a fan!"

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