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Jul 22, 2018 10:19 PM
almost, but not quite, entirely unlike a fairy tale
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Naomi is the Erogamer
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"Somebody on the internet, I don't know them super well or anything."

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Giggle. "This has got to be the least bro-ish sex dare ever."

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"I dunno, the world is a big place. There have probably been less bro-ish sex dares."

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"Hmm... I could come up with a counterexample right now but that would be cheating."

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"All's fair in love and war."

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"Fine, then. I dare you to go on a date with me. A romantic date to a nice restaurant, where we will get to know each other better, eat delicious food, and eventually kiss."

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"I accept."

Internally: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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"Excellent! My transparent ulterior motive is fulfilled!"

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"You are the cutest ever."

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"Thank you, I try." She gives a little bow.

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"You succeed," she says earnestly, then puts her textbook aside, stands up, takes Naomi's hand, bows over it, and kisses it. 

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"Wow, I feel one-upped in the best way."

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Emily laughs and, on impulse, hugs her. 

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Ee! Hugs!

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"Right back atcha!"

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Quick, tentative kiss?

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Delighted grin.

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Error: delight levels have exceeded operational parameters. 

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Naomi is maybe a little smug about how excellent this whole interaction has been.

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Convincing a pretty girl to go on a date with you in less than five minutes causes your SED to go up by 1!

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Damn right.

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"Maybe I'm magic."

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