"Civilized. When my father threatened Nolofinwë- I don't actually know how his name ought to Thindarinize. Golfin, I think, but calling him that would annoy him - anyhow, they had a trial and it came out that both sides had inaccurate beliefs about what the other ones were planning so they interviewed people for months and unravelled all of the lies that had been planted between us and then reached their verdict."
"I have no idea how you derive Golfin from Nolofinwë," she comments. "What would they be trying me for?"
"And here I've been assuming that they'd probably smite me instantly."
"You think Morgoth's going to storm up in person, or that there will be a flock of Maiar I can't wipe out before they overtake the place -?"
"...Well. I do not think I am big enough to freeze a volcano or that figuring out how to turn twelve feet tall would cut it."
She demonstrates her credentials and goes to inform Nolofinwë of the language thing.
"You're welcome. What should I be adding to my name chart?"
Chart chart chart. "Stupid fucking way to make a stupid fucking gesture," she mutters.