Shrug. "Just bribing humans to move in might work. That seems to be how your world operates, anyway. I'm kinda worried that just throwing a lot of humans together won't make a community, though? They won't really share a culture or morals."

"How do you make a community?"

"...Ask Princess Zelda." Shrug. "Sorry."

"I'll just have to make sure you can beat Ganon."

"And then she'll be around to help you out, good plan." Link toasts Valanda with a chunk of cake.

He toasts too.

"Maybe I'll just go offer every human cake and let them know it's for sale if they move in, that'll solve all my problems. And involve cake. Which is great. Hey, what things haven't I tried yet that are this good?"

"Hmm... Candy? Creamy soup? Maybe spicy curry? Tastes vary."

"If they've got the ingredients for those here I can probably pay for them."

"You'll probably have to ask bar when you find Milliways, sorry."

"We should figure out where we're going to sleep tonight, shouldn't we? And... do they have decent soundproofing here?"

"Hee. There's an inn. A bed for the night is twenty rupees, a private room is thirty-five. I don't know how good the soundproofing is. We could hike half an hour outside of town and set up the tent again, but then maybe monsters."

"Well, you can pick. I can't do soundproofing if it turns out it's bad but I don't know how important it is, you must be able to have sex in safe places or there wouldn't be children..."

"That's a lot of why newlyweds get their own house, I think. And you can probably... Learn to be quiet. Some people don't actually mind? There was this one guy in my knight training who was with a different girl every other week and the noise was just... Kinda annoying."

Shrug.

"I'd just as soon sleep in a nice comfy inn and skip it if the soundproofing isn't very good, though."

"Sure, if you like. Will the inn have beds?"

"...Yes. A safe place, plus warm beds with clean comfy pillows, that's the selling point of an inn. If it was just a safe place to sleep on the hard floor I bet it'd be like five or ten rupees."

"I love beds. And I think you might have less cheap housing than we do."

"Maybe it's just that inns are expensive? We also have less build-y magic than you and your force and sun and unbreakability magic. If you rent a room for a month - thirtyish days - it's like two hundred rupees. You can buy a simple house for a few thousand."

"Why are inns so nice? You'd think safety alone would force a lot of people to pay for them even if they weren't nice and it doesn't seem like you have enough travel for there to be lots of them in the same place all trying to outdo each other."

"If the inn weren't very nice and were still twenty rupees, I would pitch a tent on the street or in the forest. I think we think about safety differently, you know? Also good inns make people want to travel to places which makes other shops do better so some places will give inns a tax cut if they're nice, Zelda explained it to me."

"Oh, that explains it. Hyrule has so many good ideas, I'm so glad I found you."

"I'm glad our ideas are good and can help you!"

She grabs the last remaining large piece of cake and tosses it into the air, catching it in her mouth. "I think I want to make you practice the staff a bit, and then we can relax for a while. I poked around and figured that I can't get into the shrine up in that forest without an old Sheikah artifact that Lady Impa has and doesn't want me touching. I can probably convince her sooner or later, though."

"Sounds good. What's the artifact?"

"It's just a big ball. Super durable, pretty heavy, otherwise useless. It's a fancy key, really." Shrug.

"That sounds like a really easy key design to counterfeit, am I missing something?"

"Well it's full of all kinds of Sheikah tech probably. I don't know tech, just what it does."