"They misplaced the bird again! So I'm at your service until they catch it."

"Cool, I'd appreciate you guarding the door!"

Back to experimenting with ~*~her new boobs~*~.

Three minutes later, Leah concludes that she can't concentrate on masturbating with a cast member of Mysteriously Progressive Regency Dukes In Love outside her door, presumably able to hear every whimper that escapes her mouth. 

She puts her bikini on and heads outside. 

...only to run into the most gorgeous man she has ever seen in person, with a body like a gymnast and the kind of smile that makes you believe a man is Chaotic Good. For a moment he seems weirdly short, and then she remembers she's now a giantess and being an inch shorter than her means he's like 6'2". 

"Holy shit!" he says. "Um. Respectfully." 

Honestly, she could say the exact same thing!

"So you're... the duke on Mysteriously Progressive Regency Dukes In Love, then?"

"Me? No. I mean. I am a duke. But not a protagonist duke, that's for people who can act. I stand in the background and I misplace my shirt once an episode and every so often I bang a prostitute. There's a lot of very well-written pornography where I fuck the main duke though, they really give my character the depths I am nowhere near competent enough at acting to give him-- oh god I'm rambling sorry. You have wings." 

"I do have wings!" She stretches them out in demonstration. 

A thought occurs to her. She is very pretty now. And... she is not any kind of expert in being an object of male attraction, but her background in psychology suggests that Mr. Not The Main Duke is very attracted to her. So. If she wanted. She could get him to touch her breasts. And maybe experiment with having something a bit bigger inside her mouth.

But a serious question awaits. After all these years of kissless virginity, does she want to save her virginity for someone she loves? Does she want her first time to be sweet and romantic and in some kind of beautiful setting, and not in a skeezy game show's green room that smells oddly of dirty socks? At the very least, should she wait for someone whose name she knows?

... ... ... ... Nah. 

Oh god if she's decided she wants to lose her virginity she's going to have to proposition him. Fuck. This is an advantage to the strategy where the gross host walks in on her. At least she doesn't have to talk to anyone. 

"Doyouwanttotouchmybreasts."

"Pardon?"

Oh god nervousness sounds so weird with Force of Nature she is going to have to stop being nervous or it is going to be even more embarrassing FOCUS Leah FOCUS

"Do you. Want to. Touch my breasts?"

"Uh. Sure? I mean-- yes. Yes, absolutely. Who is going to guard the door." 

"You're strong and I'm strong, do you think if we do it up against the back of the door we can keep it closed if someone tries to open it."

"Probably?" 

"Okay, then. Um." 

How do you do this. She... walks inside?

He follows.

She... takes her clothes off. That's a good step, right? Clothes have to come off for sex to happen. Also maybe he will be so full of lust that he will take over from here and she will get to stop doing things. 

He is staring at her breasts like they're hypnotizing him, except when he's staring at her wings, or her tail, or her arms, or her thighs, or-- there's a lot of her to stare at, is his point. 

That is very flattering but not very helpful.

She... positions herself against the door in the hopes that this sparks something. 

Right, yes, he was supposed to touch the tits and not just stare in awe at the marvels of modern technology at the tits. 

He will do that now. 

This is the best decision Leah has ever made, actually. 

Her hands were good but they were, she concludes, fundamentally inadequate. His hands are warm and big and calloused but still oddly soft, and they do unpredictable things which is so interesting, and also she doesn't have to think or take any actions she can just lie back and float away in a haze of pleasure and then fun things continue to happen to her breasts. 

He was not a member of the studio audience and as such was entirely unprepared for this reaction! Holy shit! This woman is really enjoying having her breasts touched!

...what if he sucks on her nipple. 

jesus fucking christ yes please keep doing that

Right, noted, he will keep doing that.