"The pleasure is all mine."

And when all the interminable nonsense of wrapping the show is over-- which Leah calls interminable nonsense loudly, at great length, and to the approval of the audience-- Leah finds Cayden and says, "I'm a supergenius now!"

"Cool! I didn't know they had that option."

"Chrissy is right, apparently. Am I right that you'd think it was sexy if I solved competition math problems to test exactly how smart I am while you knelt at my feet and listened to me compulsively narrating the experience? Am I also right that you'd think it was even more sexy to eat me out while I solved competition math problems? I get smarter when I'm aroused."

"Um. Yes."

Twenty competition math problems and four orgasms later--

"Terence Tao has nothing on me."

"I understood none of those words you said."

"Yet I predict you liked it."

"Yes."

"Your new Sex Babysitter duties now include performing cunnilingus whenever I need to think. I wonder if I can register you as a disability accommodation. The ADA is pretty accommodating about the needs of people who have been mind controlled, at least when they're only encountering people over the age of 18 at work. I suppose I'll need to figure out whether it actually helps me to be at my smartest during meetings. --I am so happy"-- argh, Proper English-- "that I can't think of an analogy to finish this sentence." 

"I'm also pretty happy! My career options have suddenly improved a lot and make more use of my core skills." 

"Do you want to have sex again?" 

"Even if my wet dreams have come to life I can only get it up so many times a day."

"That's unfortunate. Can you take notes while I get the entire audience to have sex with me? I really want to try having a penis in my mouth and my vagina at the same time, but I don't want to miss any brilliant insights I have in the process. I really ought to figure out if there's some transcription software that can filter out moans. I should refamiliarize myself with my notes on my replication study before I have sex. I wonder if I'm going to notice anything just through rereading them. I kind of want to have you lick me while I take notes but I'm worried that at some point you'll start developing mouth sores."

Leah gets gangbanged. She orders an Uber home for herself and Cayden, gets an Uber driver who knows what game show films here, sucks her Uber driver's cock on the way over, and then gives him one star for unsafe driving. She goes to sleep. She wakes up, interprets an unconscious Cayden's morning erection as a desire for sex, and wakes him up in a way they both enjoy greatly. She gives Cayden her credit card and tells him to research goth clothing and buy whatever he thinks is hottest. She engages in some very instructive reading. She orders in delivery because she can afford it now. 

While eating dinner, she says, "I observe you have an erection."

"Well, you're naked."

"I assure you that I'm not naked with intent. I just can't stand to wear any clothes that I own. In addition, to be perfectly honest, I'm still thrilled to have an attractive body and I want to show it off. I also think that Free Use has possibly modified my motivational structure to make me want to be naked more often so that people will try to have sex with me. I'm annoyed if that's the case because I think I should only have clothing-related compulsions that come from Clothing Style. My general point is that I'm not trying to initiate sex, except perhaps subconsciously due to a compulsion."

"I don't understand you to be initiating sex. My dick has his own opinion."

"Unfortunately, Free Use has strong opinions that if a man has an erection around me, caused by me, then he's initiating sex and I am compelled to have sex with him."

She is continuing to eat her vegan fried rice.

"I want you to understand that I'm not complaining because I have been fucked to death in the last 36 hours."

"Yes? --I need to learn to meditate so that I can blank my mind whenever I just want to say 'yes.' Talking this much is becoming tedious."

"But I see that you're eating fried rice and not having sex with me."

"Well, I read some very educational material about the fetishes that Bimbo or Billionaire gave me. Who's to say what sex is, really? Anything can be sex if you think about it the right way. For example, right now you're aroused by looking at me naked, and yet I'm not touching your penis. You could say that, by making it salient that you want something you can't have, I'm teasing you. And of course I'm denying you touch. As we all know, tease-and-denial is a sex act."