When the black fog recedes, Leah announces, "I don't feel any different. Wait. I just thought about having sex with Caiden to check, and my sexual preferences have definitely changed. It is noticeably sexy to beat him up, both in general and because I happen to know that he likes being beaten up and can extrapolate that very few people are able to. I'd like to find out more people's sexual fantasies so I can learn how sexy it is to fulfill them." 

"After the show! Leah, what's your next number?"

"Four."

"Aww, bad luck, Leah. You got Career!"

"If Chrissi hadn't assured me I would be fine, I would be very worried right now."

"Literally why would you trust Chrissi to know anything," the host says.

"I'm very trustworthy!" Chrissi says. "If I say 'you should touch my boobs,' then you should trust me about that!"

"I do also trust Chrissi about whether I should touch her breasts. They're so big, soft, round, and squeezable. I can't stop looking at them." 

"As hot as that mental image is," the host says, "we don't have time for you to have hypnotit-induced lesbian sex! The voters want to hear your opinions on your new career choices."

"Which of them involve staring at Chrissi's breasts?"

"What do you think, guys?" the host says to the audience. "Do you actually want to hear what Leah has to say about her new career choices?"

A very handsome and oddly murderous-looking man in the fifth row yells "yes!" There is a rumble of agreement. 

"Why, though?" the host says. "Collar of Fate, give Leah Chrissi-immunity, please. Temporary."

"Thank you! That's much better. Chrissi's breasts are now only interesting in the normal way that all breasts are interesting if they are very perky and barely contained by an extremely skimpy top."

"All right. Our first option is That Kind of Doctor. Leah will now want to work as a medical professional. She will automatically be given a world-class education in medicine, which she will retain even after bimbofication. She will be caring, patient, sweet, and deeply concerned about the autonomy and informed consent of her patients. And of course she'll always want to go the extra mile to make sure her patients are... completely comfortable. Orgasms are a great stress-reliever, after all!"

"I'm not against this career choice, especially if I can switch to neuroscience research. Neuroscience research is having a renaissance now that we have mind-control technology. Neuroscientists can create as many patients with weird strokes as they want! However, I find myself concerned that what you are choosing to do with this technology is a sex-themed game show."

"Our second option is Mad Sexologist. As a Mad Sexologist, Leah's primary area of research interest will be sexuality! She'll learn everything there is to know about the science of sexology, and then she'll want nothing more than to discover her own theories and put them into practice. Leah will be particularly interested in research that's, as it were, hands-on and applied. She'll believe that participant observation is the best way to really understand a subject-- unless you count autoethnography."

"I'm pleased by how little this would disrupt my scientific career, but annoyed by the implication that I'll start thinking autoethnographies are methodologically valid."

"Our third option is a classic that has been beloved by Bimbo or Billionaire? fans since Season 1. Adult Industry! Leah will have an uncontrollable urge to have sex for a living, whether that means becoming a camgirl, a porn star, a dominatrix, a high-class escort, or simply a streetwalker."

"I don't understand how Adult Industry is supposed to work if I can't refuse sex. I'm thinking about ways to munchkin Adult Industry by strategically considering myself to be at work and therefore unwilling to have sex except for money. I am aware that many people find sex work a remunerative and flexible way to get through graduate school, and I suspect that Adult Industry might be a useful adjunct to my new career as, well, an adjunct." 

"And, finally, we have Party Girl. As a Party Girl, Leah will be compelled to go to parties--"

"That's not a job!" Force of Nature makes this a very loud objection. 

"This is a sex show, not the Bureau of Labor Statistics. As a Party Girl, Leah will be compelled to go to parties, get drunk, dance, and have sex with strangers. She'll live for nights she'll never remember with friends she'll never forget. She'll know that the best way to treat a hangover is to get drunk. And she will have a liver that means that she can keep this lifestyle up as long as she wants." 

"I was thinking that this might be another Career that balances well with my academic career, but then I thought about some of my students and realized that partying can expand to fill the space allotted to it. I'm not sure that you can read academic papers while drunk. I also have queasy philosophy-of-personal-identity qualms about the concept of getting blackout drunk."

"Aaaaand... the voters have chosen That Kind of Doctor!"

"Working with patients suddenly seems really appealing. I didn't realize how much rich, qualitative data I would get from being able to dive deeply into individual people's lives. Clinical practice will make me a better researcher who is more able to detect unknown unknowns."

"And you don't want to suck men off to treat their erectile dysfunction?"

"That concept is hot but unethical and likely ineffective."