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Yes.

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Then this is acceptable. She masturbates about Caiden's tongue. 

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Eventually he finishes, rolls his eyes, and says, "you are the worst lay of any of the bimbos I've had so far."

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"What a coincidence! You're the worst lay I've had in my life so far."

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He stomps off, and Leah is left unbothered to read papers until the show starts up. 

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About ten minutes later--

"Aaaaand it's time for everyone's favorite part of the show-- the unveiling of the bimbo! What outfit did she choose?"

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"I am arranging myself in a way that best shows off my fishnet shirt. I think I look really good in it. It turns me on that a bunch of you are going to go home and masturbate to me later. The viewers at home might already be masturbating about me!"

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"I bet they're hoping they'll run into you on the street, since you literally cannot turn down sex with them!"

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"I'd recommend the library more than the street. However, I already don't leave my house very much, so I don't predict that this will cause much of a change in my lifestyle! After the show, I'm vaguely hoping to get gangbanged by the more attractive members of the studio audience, since I'm already their consensus hot girl."

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"I'm sure they're all looking forward to that, Leah. Pick a number, any number."

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"Money! Leah, you now have ten million dollars!"

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"I'm hoping to be independently wealthy, because that would make Free Use significantly easier to deal with and also allow me to make grants! Twenty-two."

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"Ah, bad luck, Leah, you got Fetish."

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"I'm fine with Fetish. Based on my previous viewership of the show, I don't actually expect it to interfere with my life in any way. What are the options?"

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"Well, your first option is Fairytale Painslut. With Fairytale Painslut, there is literally no level of pain-- no matter how awful-- that she doesn't find arousing and pleasurable. The more pain you're in, the sexier she finds it! A broken bone is basically just foreplay. Unfortunately, due to difficulties with nature the mind control technology, Fairytale Painslut is unusually likely to leave her with a fetish for cluster headaches, ghost peppers, and the stings of certain insects. Self-preservation instincts may or may not be intact."

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"I trust myself to manage to avoid stabbing myself in the gut as a form of masturbation. In general, Fairytale Painslut seems very convenient, especially if I ever get sick. I wish it came with a healing factor of some kind." 

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"Unfortunately, a healing factor is not in our budget. --Your next option is Service Sub. With Service Sub, Leah will be eager to please. Nothing will make her hotter than being of use, whether that means cooking, cleaning, doing laundry, fetching objects, giving back massages, giving unreciprocated oral sex, or simply standing prettily in the corner of the room. As a bonus, Service Sub will give her complete knowledge of the standard service-sub portfolio, which she will retain even when she loses her intelligence." 

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"I find myself wondering if I can use Service Sub to fetishize editing people's work or peer-reviewing papers. I am intrigued by the prospect of becoming a gourmet chef. I feel irritated that the described actions are the standard Service Sub portfolio. I feel that if I had a service sub I would be make much better use of her. She could, for example, make phone calls, answer emails, and copyedit my writing."

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"Your third option is Gentle Femdom. As a gentle femdom, Leah will love controlling others-- but with a sweet and encouraging twist. She will never be mean or cruel, but sincerely loving, with a sincere desire for what's best for her sub. She will particularly enjoy orgasm denial, pegging, sadism, receiving lots of oral, making men crossdress, forcing people to do things they secretly enjoy anyway, and giving headpats. Gentle Femdom also performs a minor clitoral rearrangement that entirely fixes the problem where women generally have trouble orgasming from wielding a strapon."

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"The parts of this I don't already have seem convenient for appealing to the kind of people who like the way I look!" 

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"Your fourth option is Fulfilling Fantasies. This is a flexible option which gives Leah a fetish for fulfilling other people's sexual fantasies-- regardless of how out there they are. As long as her partner wants it, she'll be into it. The more complex, annoying to implement, and needlessly specific a fantasy is, the more arousing she finds it! A perennially popular option, Fulfilling Fantasies is known for making a bimbo into every audience member's dream girl."

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"I'm so meta even this acronym is meta."

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"COME ON. IT DOESN'T WORK IF YOU MAKE ME FINISH THE SENTENCE. 'ISMETAIM' ISN'T ANYTHING."

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"Aaaand we have another tie! Fulfilling Fantasies and Gentle Femdom."

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